"Did I hear that right?!"

Deathrasher · Post by **Deathrasher** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:55 am

Sodom - Incest

By defects in your character
You will always be midget

FuneralCircle · Post by **FuneralCircle** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:55 am

Dark Quarterer - Red Hot Gloves

"I want to forget I am native"

"Let Me Play The Gay,
Let The Keys Be Crazy..."

daniel · Post by **daniel** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:11 pm

Yeah that's what it sounds like for sure

Laughed about that a few times

Kelly · Post by **Kelly** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:18 pm

Hallows Eve - Hallows Eve

Monday three, whiskey and witches, two hoe(s)!

real lyric: Money trees, whiskey and wenches to hold!

Keir · Post by **Keir** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:56 am

DECEIVER - Subliminal Message: "Strange illusions of a better world; but we leave our towels behind."

If you're going to survive out there, you've really got to know where your towel is!

FuneralCircle · Post by **FuneralCircle** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:58 am

Kelly wrote:Hallows Eve - Hallows Eve

Monday three, whiskey and witches, two hoe(s)!

real lyric: Money trees, whiskey and wenches to hold!

Dark Stranger · Post by **Dark Stranger** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:08 pm

The start of Manowar's 'Warlord': "Jeez Tony, it's Steel!!"

Actual lyric: "She's only sixteen!!"

Lord_Sauron · Post by **Lord_Sauron** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:45 pm

In Croatian version of Manowar's Father (Otac):

Actual:
Kad sam bio mali, uzeo si me za ruku.
When I was young (little), you took my hand.

I heard:
Kad sam bio mali, guzio si me sa rukom.
When I was young, you fu..ed me with your hand.

Dark Stranger · Post by **Dark Stranger** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:54 pm

That's a better lyric actually.

omen of hate · Post by **omen of hate** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:01 pm

Lord_Sauron wrote:In Croatian version of Manowar's Father (Otac):

Actual:
Kad sam bio mali, uzeo si me za ruku.
When I was young (little), you took my hand.

I heard:
Kad sam bio mali, guzio si me sa rukom.
When I was young, you fu..ed me with your hand.

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:41 pm

Magnus' "A Way to the Cross": Beachball! Beachball! Best Polski mishearing since Exorcist's "Cheddar, Cheddar!"

Plantweed · Post by **Plantweed** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:06 am

Metal Church, "In the Blood"

Living quiet, fighting for some time

I heard:

They'll be crying Viking mai tais

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:49 am

Plantweed wrote:They'll be crying Viking mai tais

Great, I've got Mai Tai's "History" stuck in my head now.

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Mon May 06, 2013 8:57 am

Desaster's "Nekropolis Karthago" should be called "Nekropolis Can't Argue".

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Fri May 10, 2013 6:30 pm

Added a few updates, including suggestions from here & foreverdoomed.com: http://rateyourmusic.com/list/Dr_Keloid ... re_alight/