Recommendations, discussions, questions & debates regarding the godly Metal of olde...
Helm
Posts: 1465 Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:28 pmLocation: Beyond the Realms of Arcana!
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by Helm Sat May 24, 2008 4:20 pm
Nigro Mantia Absu
Ernest Thesiger
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by Ernest Thesiger Sat May 24, 2008 4:37 pm
Sabbath's "War Pigs":
"Treating people just like pointed chests"
Carcass' "Heartwork":
"I masturbate to degenerate"
Megadeth's "Wake Up Dead":
"When I wake up I will see my knob - in the oven!"
Also, "Esper" by Loudness is really called "
ASBO ".
"His name's Antichrist Vandelay. He's an insulter-expulser."
Helm
Posts: 1465 Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:28 pmLocation: Beyond the Realms of Arcana!
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by Helm Sat May 24, 2008 4:40 pm
Ernest Thesiger wrote:
"I masturbate to degenerate"
haha wait you mean that's not the real lyric?
There's at least a few more unwanted masturbations, I have one I am trying to pinpoint in memory.
peterott
Posts: 389 Joined: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:08 pmLocation: Germany
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by peterott Sat May 24, 2008 6:54 pm
The Abyss (Swe) - Massacra (Hellhammer coverversion on this Hypocrisy-project band):
HamburgerBoy
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by HamburgerBoy Sat May 24, 2008 8:32 pm
Iron Maiden - MoonchildBattle on... to skeletor!
Cochino
Posts: 1836 Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:34 pmLocation: Argentina
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by Cochino Sat May 24, 2008 10:42 pm
Very funny ones.
Actually, that happens to me in spanish. I mean english lyrics that sound like funny things in spanish, but since there's only a couple of guys who speak spanish there wouldn't be any point in posting them.
humus
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by humus Sun May 25, 2008 12:13 am
Heretic (Hol) on some compilation tape:
Avenger
Posts: 8188 Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:36 pmLocation: Edmonton, Canada
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by Avenger Sun May 25, 2008 1:46 am
Those vocals have always been terrible...
bigfootkit wrote: "Your Steel Is Not True"
stormspell wrote: "I hate all my releases. I only listen to Korn and Limp Bizkit, don't you know..."
DaN
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by DaN Sun May 25, 2008 3:12 am
"..women and children and COWS are attaaaacked!!..."
Nightlock
Posts: 1309 Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:10 amLocation: Through the mist of not so distant future years.
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by Nightlock Sun May 25, 2008 3:16 am
3:18 - Grave Digger - Heavy Metal Breakdownarse and bang your head"have we turned out the lights? "
"On your knees
St. Erben
Posts: 37 Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 8:38 pm
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by St. Erben Sun May 25, 2008 11:31 am
Ernest Thesiger wrote: Carcass' "Heartwork":
Haha, that one I sure heard too! I think it really goes "A canvas to paint, to degenerate"? Love that album, all Carcass albums...
Lindell
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by Lindell Mon May 26, 2008 7:19 am
Mercyful fate - A corpse without soul
The way! (The way!)
Fucking Åmål
Posts: 1373 Joined: Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:46 pmLocation: Lamia,Greece
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by Fucking Åmål Mon May 26, 2008 7:55 am
Helm wrote: Nigro Mantia
Nigro Mantia rules.But internet was not known in 1984.How the fuck did they wrote lyrics about it?!?
