"Did I hear that right?!"

Speedeceiver · Post by **Speedeceiver** » Sat May 11, 2013 8:41 pm

Highway Chile - Run, Run

"...put your leather jacket on, which your hair in combs, let your feelings out, and call your latest scouts...

bigfootkit · Post by **bigfootkit** » Tue May 14, 2013 12:40 am

ANGEL WITCH - Frontal Assault

I've heard it this way for years.

Satan is coming
No warning at all
There's nowhere to run to
Can you pledge a toe?
You might see Jon Pertwee
As he strikes with his schlong
Rejoicing in triumph
He steps through the dung

Jon Pertwee prepares to "strike with his schlong".

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Tue May 14, 2013 1:23 am

That's spectacular. Added to the list!

Keir · Post by **Keir** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:30 pm

Hilarious! And a lovely picture of Sarah Jane to boot.

great_knuthulhu · Post by **great_knuthulhu** » Fri May 17, 2013 3:49 pm

"He strikes with his schlong"?!?! That's amazing. Are you sure those are not the correct lyrics? Probably should be.

bigfootkit · Post by **bigfootkit** » Wed May 22, 2013 3:06 am

great_knuthulhu wrote:"He strikes with his schlong"?!?! That's amazing. Are you sure those are not the correct lyrics? Probably should be.

I don't know what the correct lyrics are, but if my reading of the words turns out to be correct then it marks something of a stylistic shift to say the least.

Reticular Modular Unit · Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:11 pm

Every time I listen to Running Wild - Bad to the Bone...

"Pounding the world with a fish of steel!"

bigfootkit · Post by **bigfootkit** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:54 pm

BORROWED TIME - Midnight Tygers

A really nice slice of modern day Diamond Head worship, but the lyrics unfortunately are largely unintelligible.
I sat down earlier and tried my damndest to pick out the correct words, but instead I was left with this bizarre & amusing William Burroughs-esque slab of drug-addled beat poetry...

Loopy and I'm sagging
She's gonna borrow burning soldiers
Nobody brought my brain
I swim with bees to feel the pain

Evil lawns and evil fields
The GameBoys on the trays
I saw their eyes, saw their veins
Trench trouble now each day

So search for leeches, yes
Sometimes a man can help me
And in the rock strainer
She labour like a diva
And some believe religion
Suspended animation
And there's a faster wrong punch
Into the balls of Satan

Am I way off, or are Borrowed Time absolute mentalists?

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:58 pm

Glorious.

Noisenik · Post by **Noisenik** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 10:18 pm

Indeed, though this kind of lyrics remind me of "She's As Beautiful As A Foot" or "Before The Kiss, A Redcap". Not only Pearlman, Meltzer was master, too. Or he still is.

johnnysteel · Post by **johnnysteel** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 3:09 am

Hahaha there are so many, the only ones I can think of rite now though are Van Halen - Runnin With the Devil

"I got no love, no love in Koreaaaa"

And Goat Horn - Goat Horn, beginning of the second verse: "I JERK OFF A FEW OF MY FRIENDS"

GulliverFoyle · Post by **GulliverFoyle** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 3:05 pm

Andy Taylor- I Might Lie

"I might lie
when I look into your ass"

bigfootkit · Post by **bigfootkit** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:34 am

Stumbled across this amusing interpretation of Anthrax's 'Metal Thrashing Mad' on youtube earlier:

Prowler · Post by **Prowler** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:54 am

I remember as kids we've always sung to Assassin's "Assassin" refrain in german instead of "Go fight kill - Assassin" -> "Korb bleibt hier - ich ess es dann" (translated: leave the basket here - I'll eat it later).

And instead of Running Wild's "Raise your fist .... aaahhh" we've sung "Wasch deine Fiss ... Schwach" (Wash your feet ... Schwach)
Need to add "Schwach" was a guy from my town ...

It sounded that way.
Also one of Pokolgep's songs sounds like "Hot hot Hottentott ... Räuber Hotzenplotz"

wicked keeper · Post by **wicked keeper** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 1:37 am

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