The WORST of the Worst

doomedplanet · Post by **doomedplanet** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:05 am

I went and looked on Svanhill's list and it is still there after all these years

AFTERBIRTH - Who’s In There - Boom Shanka’88 EP 5 trax. This thing is soooo bad. so it must be the single you refer to Dan. I thin Jeff Brown has his single but he isn't on this forum, nor do I believe is he able to make vinyl rips anyway.

Post by **DaN** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:16 am

Actually I think I have it in one of my sale-boxes I bring to record fairs. I bought it a few years ago from a Swedish dealer since the cover looked pretty Metal. As I remember it the music was sloppy "fun-punk" and the humor intentional. I don't think it has been sold yet so I'm gonna check again if they really were "for real" and thus on-topic for my crapMetal collection.

beerandjesus · Post by **beerandjesus** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:43 pm

DaN wrote:3 singles + the MLP + scans. "Enjoy"...

http://rapidshare.com/files/51577838/KUSTER.rar.html

Man, this stuff is brilliant. Thanks!

So I looked around a bit to see if I could find vinyl, and all I could turn up was a GEMM seller who had a copy of 'We Are the Best' and was asking.... wait for it........ $120. How bout, no fucking way!

Shit to new wave!!

The Sentinel · Post by **The Sentinel** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:02 pm

DaN wrote: "Enjoy"

Indeed, this is good crap, very unique sound, well I "like" this stuff, it's retarded in a good way...

doomedplanet · Post by **doomedplanet** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:53 am

there is a copy of this piece of crap up right now on ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/MEDIEVAL-SORCERY-Da ... dZViewItem

BloodOfChrist · Post by **BloodOfChrist** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:44 pm

Hahahaha....11 people bid on it. "kerrydekat" is going to be PISSED when he listens to it.

Noisenik · Post by **Noisenik** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:48 pm

BloodOfChrist wrote:Hahahaha....11 people bid on it. "kerrydekat" is going to be PISSED when he listens to it.

not necessary ... unless you know him. He might be Crap Metal fan too.

BloodOfChrist · Post by **BloodOfChrist** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:12 pm

Noisenik wrote:
BloodOfChrist wrote:Hahahaha....11 people bid on it. "kerrydekat" is going to be PISSED when he listens to it.
not necessary ... unless you know him. He might be Crap Metal fan too.

Oh fuck, I didnt even think of that. Haha....

Post by **DaN** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:47 pm

Got some other stuff waiting to be uploaded, but I'd really like to read some more feedback on ze inkredibl KUSTER first..

tomas · Post by **tomas** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:58 pm

Kuster 1st 7": boring as hell
Kuster 6 7": GOOD!!! but not really pure metal I guess...
Kuster MLP: What the hell were they thinking?!
Kuster We Are The Best: Boring!

I don't really agree with calling Kuster crap metal. It's not really a metal band in my opinion. There's some clear punk, postpunk, new wave, ... influences in their sound.

Post by **DaN** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:02 am

tomas wrote:I don't really agree with calling Kuster crap metal. It's not really a metal band in my opinion. There's some clear punk, postpunk, new wave, ... influences in their sound.

No there's not. Of couse KUSTER can't be considered a "Metal" band by any stretch of the imagination, but Hard Rock Music was definitely what they were aiming for. If you spot any "wavey" sounds they were surely unintential.

(this coming from a Closet New Wave "specialist" )

tomas · Post by **tomas** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:27 pm

I don't agree they were aiming for hard rock. I think the music's too weird for that. That's why I mentioned new wave, punk, ...
You should try to get in contact with those guys and do an interview, then we'll be sure!

'Hello, this is Dan from Crap Metal Magazine. I have a few questions ...'

Post by **DaN** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:00 pm

Aw c'mon..
"Shit to new wave, Shit to punk, Shit to disco, long live the hard rock!"
Of course they were rockers. Don't ruin the party, man!

AxeCrazy · Post by **AxeCrazy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:43 am

As requested by Doomed Planet and DaN. Here's the first Red Machete single. It's not as bad as I remembered it. Judge for yourself

http://rapidshare.com/files/56244173/Re ... x.rar.html

omen of hate · Post by **omen of hate** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:58 am

Thanks for this one, it's boring, generic and totally uninspired but I can't call it crap metal !