Without warning they suddenly appear, these awkward, funny pieces of Steel that you weren't prepared for. The album in question might have been a solid & righteous release as a whole, but then this song appear that makes you go "WTF??!?!".. Examples?
I'll start with Brazilians KARISMA and their "Oriental Fucker". Musically a great NWOBM-sounding cut, but the title & lyrics are entertaining way beyond their othewise standard, basic HR/HM.. Very singalong party-tune imo..
Strange/Fucked up/Freaky/Funny Metal songs...
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The Sentinel
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Every Song of TERÄSBETONI !!!
MANOWAR in finnish !!! Stunning !!!
There is already a parody of the parody ! Look here :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbx6QUoG ... ed&search=
MANOWAR in finnish !!! Stunning !!!
There is already a parody of the parody ! Look here :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbx6QUoG ... ed&search=
That KARISMA LP is great!!!
And I agree about the MANILLA ROAD track. I find this one to be one of their weaker ones, if not the weakest, IMO.
Well, one recent example I have in mind is the KINKS cover on the first SEARCH LP, Cinta Buatan Malaysia. Most of the LP is great Heavy-Metal, and in the middle we have this cover, sung in local language. It's not like JUDAS PRIEST that make their covers sound like their own tracks.
And I agree about the MANILLA ROAD track. I find this one to be one of their weaker ones, if not the weakest, IMO.
Well, one recent example I have in mind is the KINKS cover on the first SEARCH LP, Cinta Buatan Malaysia. Most of the LP is great Heavy-Metal, and in the middle we have this cover, sung in local language. It's not like JUDAS PRIEST that make their covers sound like their own tracks.
Gott ist tot.
how about stuff like Venom's Teacher's Pet, School Daze, etc. Does that count? tingies like VoiVod's Batman, Mortal Sin's Robbie Soles, Atrophy's Beer Bong, etc.?
At least Venom's cut was quite out of place on Black Metal - thought it was quite banalizing the whole effort ... Same goes for Schooldaze - principle is the same, though I got used to it.
At least Venom's cut was quite out of place on Black Metal - thought it was quite banalizing the whole effort ... Same goes for Schooldaze - principle is the same, though I got used to it.
I am ... the One you warned me of
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Well, my beloved BATHORY wrote something hilarious (which was supposed to be serious) in the shameful "Destroyer of Worlds". The song is called "Ode" and in the end Quorthon sings the following:
"Nobody died for my sins
No faith tied to my name
The path I choose to walk is mine
When the clouds turn red and the horizon as in flames
My blood my heart my soul my hands my feet
My hair and eyes my head my lips and teeth
My arms my legs my cock my choice and life
My loungs my mind till the day I die"
I would also add my left testicle, my right testicle, my broken nail, my injured knee and my asshole. Till the day i die.
"Nobody died for my sins
No faith tied to my name
The path I choose to walk is mine
When the clouds turn red and the horizon as in flames
My blood my heart my soul my hands my feet
My hair and eyes my head my lips and teeth
My arms my legs my cock my choice and life
My loungs my mind till the day I die"
I would also add my left testicle, my right testicle, my broken nail, my injured knee and my asshole. Till the day i die.
Good against Evil, Evil sure to win
"It really didn't matter if they liked it or not, i was going to give it to them straight down their throats" -John Stewart
"It really didn't matter if they liked it or not, i was going to give it to them straight down their throats" -John Stewart
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Pokolgep's "Tovabb" in the end of Totalis Metal....all is great heavy, hard rock until the shitty Tovabb song...where all suddenly start to be gay, the nasty distorted vocals, the strange phaser-distortion of the guitars, etc......I hate all of this song!! I dont have a clue why it is in that great album!?
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I think it's a great Accept-styled hymn, what are you talking about... ?The Knell wrote:Pokolgep's "Tovabb" in the end of Totalis Metal....all is great heavy, hard rock until the shitty Tovabb song...where all suddenly start to be gay, the nasty distorted vocals, the strange phaser-distortion of the guitars, etc......I hate all of this song!! I dont have a clue why it is in that great album!?
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Battering Ram - I came for you
the lyrics to this song are RIDICULOUS:
One night at an ordinary party
I had been talking for hours with a friend
The music was boring and silly
I couldn't get the beer out of my hands
I was going to leave the disco
I wanted a girl but didn't know who
Wake up and decided to go
But my eyes caught the eyes of you
Ooh that's her
She's the one I want
Sitting there lonely at the bar
I was coming around
Pretty pretty face
Gold blond hair
I shouldn't loose no more time
I caught my prey, I caught my prey
A porto for mademoiselle
A light for her cigarette
Some friendly words and a smile
A relaxed and amusing chat
I asked her if she'd like to dance
She said "sure", a starting romance
We spent the evening at the bar
Our first kiss was in my car
Now you're mine
You're the one I want
Sitting lonely at the bar
No other guy was coming around
Pretty pretty face
Gold blond hair
I shouldn't loose no more time
I caught my prey, I caught my prey
the lyrics to this song are RIDICULOUS:
One night at an ordinary party
I had been talking for hours with a friend
The music was boring and silly
I couldn't get the beer out of my hands
I was going to leave the disco
I wanted a girl but didn't know who
Wake up and decided to go
But my eyes caught the eyes of you
Ooh that's her
She's the one I want
Sitting there lonely at the bar
I was coming around
Pretty pretty face
Gold blond hair
I shouldn't loose no more time
I caught my prey, I caught my prey
A porto for mademoiselle
A light for her cigarette
Some friendly words and a smile
A relaxed and amusing chat
I asked her if she'd like to dance
She said "sure", a starting romance
We spent the evening at the bar
Our first kiss was in my car
Now you're mine
You're the one I want
Sitting lonely at the bar
No other guy was coming around
Pretty pretty face
Gold blond hair
I shouldn't loose no more time
I caught my prey, I caught my prey