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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:41 pm
by Black Axe
Sacred Blade - The Alien
The first time I heard the chorus "I Am The Alien" I could've sworn he was singing something along the lines of "Ah yippee yippee yeah".
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:10 pm
by Helm
Veto - Veto
around the chorus time I hear "REEEtard! REEEtaaard! Vagina! Vagina!"
seriously.
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:59 pm
by tomas
Freud would have loved you as a patient to prove his theories

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:17 pm
by Witchfynde
Underneath the Cenotaph by Watain:
- "Dark are the dreams on the stonebed" becomes "Dark are the dreams of the snowman".
Mercyful Fate - Come to the Sabbath
- "Later on the master will join us" becomes "Lay on a mass of vaginas".
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:47 pm
by Helm
Totally on the mercyful fate track I hear 'vaginas' too, but I also hear 'MASTER VAGINA' which amuses me even more.
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:16 pm
by Keir
Don't know why I never looked in this thread before. Some of these are hysterical. I actually used to maintain a website dedicated to misheard lyrics in metal songs, though I haven't updated it in many years:
http://www.geocities.com/metalmondegreens/
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:35 pm
by Helm
Alice, kill the bird! <- YES!
Banana Ride is hilarious and worthy of the top header title.
Haha 'I'm the one who'll sing this, and it's out of tune!' hahahaha
Your website is amazing! I hope you start updating it again!
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:09 pm
by Brainbiter
Manitou- Overlord.
I guess it says
Come before the Overlord but all I hear is
Cum for the Overlord... which works well... in a sense

but not in the "Blood for the Blood God" way.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:47 am
by JonahQuizz
Helm wrote:Totally on the mercyful fate track I hear 'vaginas' too, but I also hear 'MASTER VAGINA' which amuses me even more.
I've always heard "later on the master vaginas"
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:13 am
by Ernest Thesiger
Just listening to the sixth song on Damien Thorne's debut. Thought Justin was singing "Skate or die!"
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:22 am
by Korgüll
'Manowar - Bridge Of Death'
around the 7:20 min mark:
"I shall do his knitting
Obey him without question"

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:12 pm
by ION BRITTON
Something sick now:
Ritual (UK) - Come to the ritual
Come to the ritual
Bodies shine in the light
Black candles burning
Incest into the night
On the booklet is printed "Oh into the night", but no way!
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:30 pm
by JonahQuizz
Göran Nordh - Old wiking man
around 3.15:
"think about your wife, doctor and son"
What a truly great song this is!
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:08 pm
by Ernest Thesiger
JonahQuizz wrote:Göran Nordh - Old wiking man
around 3.15:
"think about your wife, doctor and son"
Yeah, I heard it that way too. What a silly record!
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:30 pm
by Moonchild
Candlemass - Dark Reflections
"The demons of fear tearing my asshole apart"