Worst Metal Bandnames

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OpenMetal!
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Y DIAWLED

This name was very strange for me at the beginning but surfing the net I've recently discovered it means "The Devils" in Welsh!
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Nicko McBuff
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LaGouille wrote:
Ernest Thesiger wrote:
LaGouille wrote:Dead Horse
I like that one. It's a fitting name for a Texan metal band. They were excellent too.
Sure, great band. I still think the name sucks like any band with an animal name !
It's also Australian rhyming slang for Tomato Sauce.
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Post by Fire Down Under »

Herkus Monte wrote:Another peculiarity:

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=24289
this makes me think of Eric Cartman
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Worst Metal Bandnames

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Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
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Re: Worst Metal Bandnames

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borrel wrote:Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
among the lamest bands in Mexico...is not even metal to start with,plus anyone could read a medical book and come up with such bs and pretend to be extreme,yet funny...
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Indeed !!!
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Post by DeathMetalWeenie »

I saw MetallicA 's name in a couple of post.

I like the way it sounds, and quite honestly, I really loved the name even more once I got to really enjoy the fact of the symmetrical logo, that had the shape of trapezoid. MetallicA's 1st album looks awesome on a wall next to Satan's "Court in the Act" and Diamond Head's "Living on Borrowed Time".

Metallica is alot better than Leather Charm, RedVette or Blitzer, that is for sure. I have a book called Encyclopeida Metallica, and I think it is some what cool to get a name from a book or a list of your best friends up and coming fanzine, Metal Mania is a better name for a magazine, Lars Ulrich was correct about that. This is somewhat better than getting a band name from another bands song title, or album title. Exciter is the exception to this rule because the band RULES.

Anthrax, was also mentioned, but for fans of Anvil, Riot, Accept, Raven. "Fistful of Metal" stuck out like a sore thumb in early 1984, and I snagged it based on its artwork alone. And I could careless of this bands moniker, because I have been a "Fistful of Metal"-era Neil Turbin fan ever since. I am glad to see Neil Turbin grace the cover of Snakepit Issuse # 19.
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Bearer of the Black Sword
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Goatvulva
Skullfist
Skullview
Goatpenis

...and my all-time favourite GOAT THROWER

Also Kavla, which in Greek means sexual excitement, but sounds really, really stupid
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Speedica, althought Shadows of tomorrow is an amazing demo!
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DeathStrike Kömmander wrote:Speedica, althought Shadows of tomorrow is an amazing demo!
+1
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The Loving Tongue (Prog/Power Metal band from Oz)
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From Italy... Diabolical Bog.
"His name's Antichrist Vandelay. He's an insulter-expulser."
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Shittiest names of a Metal band that earth has ever seen

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try to beat this:
The Colour Pink Is Gay:
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/The ... 3540355345
It's not easy to be the Antichrist ...
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Post by Priamos »

Ha,ha... good, but try to beat this song title (I know... a bit off topic but i'm not sure if a more relevant topic exists):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqWvEpFTzcs
:lol:
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