Strange/Fucked up/Freaky/Funny Metal songs...

roihlem · Post by **roihlem** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:31 pm

Metalipeiklo wrote:At least the title "Video-Sunday" on IMPULSE (bul) "Gladiator" is one of the worst titles I've heard. I just hope the lyrics don't have any connection at all with the hangover scenario of eating chips and watching a rental movie on a gloomy sunday...

nearly all East European bands have such shitty lyrics!!!

FenderMedium · Post by **FenderMedium** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:30 pm

The Sentinel wrote:I find "Feel free again" on Manilla Road's masterpiece Crystal Logic really "huh, wtf" not bad at all, but "hey baby" doesn't belong in an angst-ridden, doomy epic atmosphere...

according to mark shelton the record company forced them to put it on for a potential "radio hit" or some shit.

Post by **DaN** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:06 am

FenderMedium wrote:
The Sentinel wrote:I find "Feel free again" on Manilla Road's masterpiece Crystal Logic really "huh, wtf" not bad at all, but "hey baby" doesn't belong in an angst-ridden, doomy epic atmosphere...
according to mark shelton the record company forced them to put it on for a potential "radio hit" or some shit.

He forced himself? Bad, BAD Mark!

The Knell · Post by **The Knell** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:44 pm

Derrick Metaliszta wrote:
The Knell wrote:Pokolgep's "Tovabb" in the end of Totalis Metal....all is great heavy, hard rock until the shitty Tovabb song...where all suddenly start to be gay, the nasty distorted vocals, the strange phaser-distortion of the guitars, etc......I hate all of this song!! I dont have a clue why it is in that great album!?
I think it's a great Accept-styled hymn, what are you talking about... ?

I don't like it, it doesn't fit to the album. It sounds strange and lousy.

Derrick Metaliszta · Post by **Derrick Metaliszta** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:25 pm

roihlem wrote: nearly all East European bands have such shitty lyrics!!!

I disagree. I think Eastern European bands had some of the best lyrics.

FenderMedium · Post by **FenderMedium** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:47 am

DaN wrote:
FenderMedium wrote:
The Sentinel wrote: I find "Feel free again" on Manilla Road's masterpiece Crystal Logic really "huh, wtf" not bad at all, but "hey baby" doesn't belong in an angst-ridden, doomy epic atmosphere...
according to mark shelton the record company forced them to put it on for a potential "radio hit" or some shit.
He forced himself? Bad, BAD Mark!

Yeah it was a mix up,I ment the producer they hired suggested it.

We hired a producer to help us with this one (Mark Mazur). He was just a local producer but he was able to help us in the sound area when it came to learning the right and wrong way to do recordings.

All other songs are classics too except of "Feeling Free Again". This song was written to get radio airplay and it is a rock standard (but meanwhile I even like this song too!). Mark told me that this song was the wish of the producer.

http://truemetal.org/manillaroad/3crystal.html

sabbat666 · Post by **sabbat666** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:48 am

The latest EP i posted from D'erlanger has a song totally about trying to get a girl to give up her ass. hahaha. i realize the lyrics are japanese so maybe hard to understand, but the chorus is plain and simple "Up Your Ass! Fuck you, NO!!"

8===D ( * )

Pestkrieg · Post by **Pestkrieg** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:33 am

I always found the blues break in Evilized by Treblinka/Tiamat to be very strange, and spoil the mood for me.

FenderMedium · Post by **FenderMedium** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:18 am

omen of hate wrote:
pentagramophone wrote:"Wrote a letter to the MTV
What's goin' on now
Don't ya care about me?"

I've totally forgotten those stupid MANOWAR lines !

Those lines fit the rest of the song though,they may be stupid but aren't really out of place in the context of the song.

ancient tyranny · Post by **ancient tyranny** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:02 pm

tomas wrote:Battering Ram - I came for you
the lyrics to this song are RIDICULOUS:

One night at an ordinary party
I had been talking for hours with a friend
The music was boring and silly
I couldn't get the beer out of my hands

I was going to leave the disco
I wanted a girl but didn't know who
Wake up and decided to go
But my eyes caught the eyes of you

Ooh that's her
She's the one I want
Sitting there lonely at the bar
I was coming around

Pretty pretty face
Gold blond hair
I shouldn't loose no more time
I caught my prey, I caught my prey

A porto for mademoiselle
A light for her cigarette
Some friendly words and a smile
A relaxed and amusing chat

I asked her if she'd like to dance
She said "sure", a starting romance
We spent the evening at the bar
Our first kiss was in my car

Now you're mine
You're the one I want
Sitting lonely at the bar
No other guy was coming around

Pretty pretty face
Gold blond hair
I shouldn't loose no more time
I caught my prey, I caught my prey

awesome, this one saves the day

but the best "love song" ever must be this by Abigail:

Beer ! Metal ! Sex !

I am satan welcome to hell
Drinking beer every day every time
Play loud fucking black metal
Headbang is the scene of our life

Black goat screaming voice
Metal holocaust attack
I’m too much drank
Puke vomit piss

Beer! Metal! Sex!
Hell fucking metal!
Beer! Metal! Sex!
Hell fucking metal!

Metal woman with bullet belts
Rasty black denim and big tits
Bang your head on my bed
Open and lick your pussy

Black goat screaming voice
Metal holocaust attack
I’m too much drank
Puke vomit piss

Beer! Metal! Sex!
Hell fucking metal!
Beer! Metal! Sex!
Hell fucking metal!

Who stole my beer?
I want to drink fucking beer
Beer is what I need
Raise some fucking hell

Black goat screaming voice
Metal holocaust attack
I’m too much drank
Puke vomit piss

Beer! Metal! Sex!
Hell fucking metal!
Beer! Metal! Sex!
Hell fucking metal!

omen of hate · Post by **omen of hate** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:06 pm

It reminds me SARCOFAGO song "Alcoholic Coma ":

"Trapped in my room
Sodomizing a bitch
I open a smirnoff
And start to drink

After two litres
I go to the streets
Totaly drunk
And fainted to the ground

Through my veins
United with my blood
The alcohol is running wild

I can't stop
This pleasure to my flesh
'cause it turns me so excited

Now the walls are white
People around me
My end, in a hospital bed
Into the alcoholic coma "

OmenOfSteel · Post by **OmenOfSteel** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:31 pm

Here's a track from brazil thrashers CHAKAL. Its called
"Santa Claus Has Got Skin Cancer":

Red cheeks exposed
Travelling over the poles
Under ozone holes
Acquired skin tumors

Santa Claus has got
Has got skin cancer
Old December flyer
Great capital amasser

Poor children are free
From anguishing ads they see
No delusion to believe
And await him on Christmas Eve

Old reindeer retired
Xmas commercial end
No exploit next years
No gifts, no socks, no fears

Church was your creator
Capitalism made you fat
You aren't tricking anybody else
You're lost... Motherfucker!

omen of hate · Post by **omen of hate** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:33 pm

FenderMedium · Post by **FenderMedium** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:23 pm

Sounds like a bitter poor kid didn't get any christmas presents and is mad at the at first world countries for not being in poverty.

otakon · Post by **otakon** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:48 pm

Brocas Helm's Drink And Drive first comes to mind... dont know the lyrics but i'd bet it's over the top!