The Corroseum, The Band

Chafe · Post by **Chafe** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:51 am

MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:
bigfootkit wrote:And the stage show?
I plump for dry ice, a graveyard set, creepy organ intro and band members appearing from inside coffins.
Some might say this is too cheesy, i say it's not cheesy enough.
to be cheesy enough we should combine different stereotypes, a viking, a priest, a robotic dude, maybe i can be the aztec warrior

the drum set can be resembling stonehenge too ha!

All of that together = SPINAL TAP

Black Axe · Post by **Black Axe** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:20 am

This thread lost it's metal, now we're a 'classic rock' band pretending to be heavy metal.

GJ · Post by GJ » Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:40 am

Classic rock is a stupid term used by non-metallers to distance themselves from real Heavy Metal - and thus used by some Heavy Metal folks to distance themself from their roots. Be it called Hard Rock or Heavy Rock. The average present day "metaller" (liking whatever new genres of supposedly Heavy music that is today's flavour) probably thinks Cirith Ungol sounds like some kind of Classic rock.

What? Me serious. To me, Deep Purple happens to belong more in the Brocas Helm circuit than in the Van Morrison one...

Black Axe · Post by **Black Axe** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:43 am

GJ wrote:Classic rock is a stupid term used by non-metallers to distance themselves from real Heavy Metal - and thus used by some Heavy Metal folks to distance themself from their roots. Be it called Hard Rock or Heavy Rock. The average present day "metaller" (liking whatever new genres of supposedly Heavy music that is today's flavour) probably thinks Cirith Ungol sounds like some kind of Classic rock.

What? Me serious.

Exactly, so let's get serious on topic before our members get ill with it too.

MEXDefenderOfSteel · Post by **MEXDefenderOfSteel** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:32 am

Black Axe wrote:
GJ wrote:Classic rock is a stupid term used by non-metallers to distance themselves from real Heavy Metal - and thus used by some Heavy Metal folks to distance themself from their roots. Be it called Hard Rock or Heavy Rock. The average present day "metaller" (liking whatever new genres of supposedly Heavy music that is today's flavour) probably thinks Cirith Ungol sounds like some kind of Classic rock.

What? Me serious.
Exactly, so let's get serious on topic before our members get ill with it too.

so? no one has got serious so far here?

closed thread or what ha

Black Axe · Post by **Black Axe** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:15 am

We need song writers!

GJ · Post by GJ » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:59 am

OK! So here's my contribution (should go down well on the dance floor):

http://rapidshare.com/files/309148996/0 ... t.mp3.html

Any old primate could play that guitar solo better than me:

We need a guitarist!

Edit: Oh, and play LOUD!!!

daniel · Post by **daniel** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:57 am

GJ, why has no one said anything yet!?

GJ · Post by GJ » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:47 am

Maybe because it sucks!

You're all too kind.

I don't think anyone have even bothered downloading in fact - their gain (loss?).

Post by **DaN** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:54 am

Gah! Forgot about this yesterday. Will check tonight.

GJ · Post by GJ » Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:12 pm

gaHHag? Please post review in drunk thread. Too muchos alcoholico may smothen your evil way with words...

"Riding down Köpmangatan - Heading for Systembolaget..."

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:29 pm

GJ wrote:http://rapidshare.com/files/309148996/0 ... t.mp3.html

That was alright! Needs a heavier drum track tho'.

GJ · Post by GJ » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:36 pm

Ernest Thesiger wrote:
GJ wrote:http://rapidshare.com/files/309148996/0 ... t.mp3.html
That was alright! Needs a heavier drum track tho'.

Haha!

I wrote this song around this rhythm pattern as an experiment - to me it would ruin everything if I would have it straightened up and instead focus on the weight.

Am I sacked now? (was I ever in?)

Black Axe · Post by **Black Axe** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:45 pm

GJ wrote:
Ernest Thesiger wrote:
GJ wrote:http://rapidshare.com/files/309148996/0 ... t.mp3.html
That was alright! Needs a heavier drum track tho'.
Haha!

I wrote this song around this rhythm pattern as an experiment - to me it would ruin everything if I would have it straightened up and instead focus on the weight.

Am I sacked now? (was I ever in?)

Even better, you're the lead songwriter.

Well, so far at least.

I downloaded the song yesterday, but I haven't listened to it yet. I'll get to it ASAP.

GJ · Post by GJ » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:57 pm

I guess the lyrics could be a problem with it's sissy-hippie "don't fight please will ya" message. But demanding repentence (old testament style) and threatening with impending doom may compensate the flaws a wee.