Crap Song of the Day

Satan is Our Pal · Post by **Satan is Our Pal** » Sat May 02, 2009 2:16 am

Exciter - Pounding Metal.

We can read the title of a song, we don't need to hear it another 300 bastard times. I almost spun this fucker out of the window.

xr2m · Post by **xr2m** » Sat May 02, 2009 3:19 am

Avenger wrote:
Satan is Our Pal wrote:Vicious Barreka - Outrage, Insanity & Profanity. The whole fucking LP stinks in a belly laughing stylee.

Heavenly Metal it is not.
I vouch this.

This band is terrible.

Yep, this band has been on my shitty metal playlist recently. I can't believe it was ever released. "Rock and Roll Over" never fails to crack me up on those mornings where I need a good laugh while driving to work.

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:49 am

Dick Brucington, "Dive Dive Dive".

GJ · Post by GJ » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:18 am

xr2m wrote:
Avenger wrote:
Satan is Our Pal wrote:Vicious Barreka - Outrage, Insanity & Profanity.

Ha! Yeah it is kind of terrible! But still in a rather (probably unintentionally) cool and laid back way. For that I like it (and have done that ever since my brother first played it to me back in the mid-leight ateies). Think... Pink...

Sammi Curr · Post by **Sammi Curr** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:44 pm

Tox - Prince of Darkness

I bought this one because, well, look at it! German Metal from the mid 80's, I thought there was no way I could go wrong. Well, I choose this song specifically for this list, for while the rest of the album was really disappointing albeit somewhat catchy heavy metal/hardrock, THIS song sounds like 80's Genesis.

Sgt. Kuntz · Post by **Sgt. Kuntz** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:15 am

ACCEPT - I`m a Rebel

If that isn't a crap song, then i don't know. The only excuse is that it is a very old song. But nevertheless terrible.

Sammi Curr · Post by **Sammi Curr** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:45 pm

Sgt. Kuntz wrote:ACCEPT - I`m a Rebel

If that isn't a crap song, then i don't know. The only excuse is that it is a very old song. But nevertheless terrible.

Aw come on, that song rules.

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:59 am

Lone Rager - METAL RAPsody. Damn that song is retarded, it's the first time I've heard it.

The Erlking · Post by **The Erlking** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:00 am

Sgt. Kuntz wrote:ACCEPT - I`m a Rebel

If that isn't a crap song, then i don't know. The only excuse is that it is a very old song. But nevertheless terrible.

What the hell! That's one of the best songs from their early discography!

'pataphysicien · Post by **'pataphysicien** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:36 pm

Impetigo - Cannibale Ballet

kills the flow of the album

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:33 pm

The chorus of Astaroth's "Die to Be Alive". Only the chorus tho'.

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:39 pm

Paralyser's "Government Issue", off the Convicted to the Avant Garde comp. The vocals are even sillier than Sean Killian's.

ION BRITTON · Post by **ION BRITTON** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:02 pm

Ernest Thesiger wrote:The vocals are even sillier than Sean Killian's.

Are you trying to start a flame war here?

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:23 pm

ION BRITTON wrote:
Ernest Thesiger wrote:The vocals are even sillier than Sean Killian's.
Are you trying to start a flame war here? :lol:

I couldn't hold my tongue! I like Vio-Lence tho'.

Mr Nuke · Post by **Mr Nuke** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:22 pm

ANGEL CRASH's "Planète espoir". The A-side of the single is totally great but this song is a total borefest, after a great intro though. This just sounds like 80's French pop music, or to the worst of SATAN JOKERS.