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ION BRITTON
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Post by ION BRITTON »

I'll upload the KARISMA LP. Like Dan said, it has a primitive nwobhmish sound and a few good tracks like for instance the opening "We are here to fuck your ears" (nice title)
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Cochino wrote:Haha, just now I'm downloading a movie called "The Pig Fucking Movie".
Great movie from my home country. Original title was 'Vase de noces'. I loved this movie.
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Andreas wrote:
Cochino wrote:Haha, just now I'm downloading a movie called "The Pig Fucking Movie".
Great movie from my home country. Original title was 'Vase de noces'. I loved this movie.
Does it contain bestiality ? 8) :lol:
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Post by tomas »

There are some really KVLT scenes in it. Basically, it's about a man in love with a pig and he's living in filth.
But does it slay witches?
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ION BRITTON wrote:I'll upload the KARISMA LP. Like Dan said, it has a primitive nwobhmish sound and a few good tracks like for instance the opening "We are here to fuck your ears" (nice title)
I tend to like this album. It's not an all-time classic but the funny song-titles and the funny lyrics in broken english have their charm !
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Post by nabel »

Everytime I play this one I just laugh (and cry) because of the cover...

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(Maybe it means it's a perfect artwork?)
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Post by mega_lodon »

I don't know if this has been mentioned before? Check it out.
http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers
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mega_lodon wrote:I don't know if this has been mentioned before? Check it out.
http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers
I believe it was discussed before I don't think the heavy load,battle axe,wolf, riot and scorpions ones should be on there at all.

Image I found this one quite hilarious but its still not a bad drawing.
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Abyss wrote:I believe it was discussed before I don't think the heavy load,battle axe,wolf, riot and scorpions ones should be on there at all.
Seconded. That Heavy Load cover for example is truly magnificent!
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Post by MEXDefenderOfSteel »

haha i didnt remember that Wolf cover, and its really ugly daaamn!
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WHAT THE FUCK.

The Heavy Load cover looks awesome, and should have never been lumped in with these...

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Millie Jackson taking a crap is the winner for me
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Post by Cochino »

This one is just too good to be true, must be a fake or a joke
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If you didn't realize, the album title is "Mother, I'm a homosexual christian".
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BloodOfChrist wrote:Image
Is that a big, black dildo in her hand?...........
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Post by Cochino »

I don't know, but it looks like she's dumping a big one.
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