The bad,the worst and the cult...Covers!

ION BRITTON · Post by **ION BRITTON** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:49 pm

Noisenik wrote:
Cochino wrote:Yes, I liked the cover maybe even more than the album.

What do you think of this cover?

Ough, Cochino, this one stinks through my LCD-monitor. Remember, Heavy Metal is not about coprophilia. The shoes were probably mature for trash-can. Gack! Awful!

Haha, these shoes are probably mature for walking on your very new and not-cheap-at-all white carpet.

Noisenik · Post by **Noisenik** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:59 pm

ION BRITTON wrote:
Noisenik wrote:
Cochino wrote:Yes, I liked the cover maybe even more than the album.

What do you think of this cover?

Ough, Cochino, this one stinks through my LCD-monitor. Remember, Heavy Metal is not about coprophilia. The shoes were probably mature for trash-can. Gack! Awful!
Haha, these shoes are probably mature for walking on your very new and not-cheap-at-all white carpet.

From aesthetic point of view, perhaps

. I know of other examples of Art via excrements. But shoes were nigh impossible to clean. In my opinion, shame that they be thrown away for that reason.

Voland · Post by **Voland** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:42 pm

omegaman wrote:Has this already been posted?

Polar Bear of Steel!

Argh! Thats a great record and actually one of my favourite covers! Polarbears are metal...

BlackStele · Post by **BlackStele** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:09 pm

Voland wrote:Polarbears are metal...

BEHOLD PEOPLE, MY NEW SIGNATURE!

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:20 pm

I come to a metal forum and find out people are disgusted by a little shit in a shoe? C'mon!!!
Now seriously, I think is a cool cover. Stepping on shit is metal, not as much as polarbears, but still is metal.

BlackStele · Post by **BlackStele** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:27 pm

hahahha..keep going please...

ION BRITTON · Post by **ION BRITTON** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:31 pm

Cochino wrote:Stepping on shit is metal

True Metal! You know, i always start headbanging when i step on such a huge pile of shit.

Noisenik · Post by **Noisenik** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:59 pm

ION BRITTON wrote:
Cochino wrote:Stepping on shit is metal

True Metal! You know, i always start headbanging when i step on such a huge pile of shit.

stepping on shit is ... scum rock at best, not metal by any means.

but since polarbears are Metal, perhaps stepping on polarbears' shit could be Metal too.

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:27 pm

That's as tr00 as you can be...
There's nothing better than stepping on a nice warm pile of shit, and then give someone a karate kick in the face.
I wonder if that was ever done in a movie, if it hasn't then it should!!!!!

The Sentinel · Post by **The Sentinel** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:14 pm

ION BRITTON wrote:
Cochino wrote:Stepping on shit is metal

True Metal! You know, i always start headbanging when i step on such a huge pile of shit.

Black Axe · Post by **Black Axe** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:24 pm

Noisenik wrote:but since polarbears are Metal, perhaps stepping on polarbears' shit could be Metal too.

Polar bears aren't metal.
(Stepping on) shit isn't metal.
Polar bears are shit.

Seals (and similarly faced animals) are metal!

DMR · Post by **DMR** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:32 pm

I don't know whether or not polar bears are metal, but I do know this... a Viking fighting a polar bear is very metal!

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:35 pm

And what about a viking steppin on shit killing a polarbear who's eating a seal?

Avenger · Post by **Avenger** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:49 am

DMR wrote:I don't know whether or not polar bears are metal, but I do know this... a Viking fighting a polar bear is very metal!

I love that cover.

BlackStele · Post by **BlackStele** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:42 am

DMR wrote:I don't know whether or not polar bears are metal, but I do know this... a Viking fighting a polar bear is very metal!

In fact, everything is METAL in this picture, and this is one of the best covers, ever!