The bad,the worst and the cult...Covers!

ION BRITTON · Post by **ION BRITTON** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:14 pm

I'm a bit confused with that ARYON LP 'cause i can't decide which one is shittier: the cover or the music?

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:13 pm

daniel wrote:You call your band 'Fart', and are 100% serious? Jesus christ.

There are lots of covers posted I don't see anything wrong with... and 'Crystal Logic' is the best cover of all time.

There's nothing as serious as a really bad fart.
But really, I was saying that we have a sense of humor in the band, which doesn't mean we're a joke band like Brujeria or any of those. I mean, how "fart" is less serious than Impetigo, or other names like that. I called my band like that because I'm tired of guys who think that because their band is called "Infant Decapitation" or something like that, thy're more extreme, heavy, sick, or whateverm and they're nothing but a big fucking joke to the genre.

Oh, and I love that Aryon cover, is kinda creepy and weird. It reminds me to Salem's Lot. Haven't heard the band though.

Keir · Post by **Keir** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:04 pm

I haven't heard it either, but I love the cover just for the WTF factor. I like Levi's theory about what's going on too.

Here's another:

Wow, dinosaurs fighting! That's so metal!

Black Axe · Post by **Black Axe** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:41 pm

Keir wrote:Here's another:

Wow, dinosaurs fighting! That's so metal!

Great cover, horrible sticker.
You don't see that many dinosaur fighting album covers.

hload · Post by **hload** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:55 pm

six inches of steel will send straight to the heart of those who....

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:27 pm

Except for the Show No Mercy cover (which rules) you went on the easy path with the other ones. Any photoshop crappy cover sucks.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:23 pm

You guys are missing one of the most stupid covers of all time; Mass - Angel Power.
As well as the music.

Black Axe · Post by **Black Axe** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:29 pm

Never seen that one before.

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:41 pm

Haha, that last one is very funny.
When I see covers like that who the fuck said "that's a cool cover".

Post by **DaN** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:46 pm

Keir wrote:
Wow, dinosaurs fighting! That's so metal!

Fucking awsome album. The line-up pic on the back is even more hilarious though. And I've always been tempted to peel off that sticker. Judgeing by the text you get the impression of something immensely perverse & blasmphemous hiding behind it. Yummy

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:52 pm

DaN wrote:
Keir wrote:
Wow, dinosaurs fighting! That's so metal!
Fucking awsome album. The line-up pic on the back is even more hilarious though. And I've always been tempted to peel off that sticker. Judgeing by the text you get the impression of something immensely perverse & blasmphemous hiding behind it. Yummy

Maybe is just a hole to pleasure yourself...

Post by **DaN** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:23 pm

Cochino wrote:Maybe is just a hole to pleasure yourself...

Sick. "Yet strangely exciting.."

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:44 pm

DaN wrote:
Cochino wrote:Maybe is just a hole to pleasure yourself...
Sick. "Yet strangely exciting.."

Who hasn't fantasized about getting intimate with a dinosaur fighting cover LP? Surely there's a porn website with that theme, and if there isn't, can I use your server to start one?

Post by **DaN** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:54 pm

Cochino wrote:
DaN wrote:
Cochino wrote:Maybe is just a hole to pleasure yourself...
Sick. "Yet strangely exciting.."
Who hasn't fantasized about getting intimate with a dinosaur fighting cover LP? Surely there's a porn website with that theme, and if there isn't, can I use your server to start one?

I like the way you think. Now, for attention-grabbing domain-names:
www.sauropodbondage.com ?
www.backdoorstegosaurossluts.com ?
www.cumdrenchedlesbianvelociraptors.com ?
www.trexgoatse.com ?

The sky's the limit..

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:03 am

what about http://www.jellyfightingvelociraptors.com or something like that, it would be more faithful to the cover of the LP. And it can be musicalized with that LP of course (haven't heard it, but surely every time you do you'll get an erection from now on). The material which they fight in can be jelly or mud, is your choice since you're the boss.
(Btw, I remeber that some time ago I actually saw a por clip with dinosaurs having sex with a girl, I don't know if it came up when the Jurassic Park fever or something, but that was one of the weirdest and less exiting porn that was ever filmed, until the Paris Hilton tape).