The WORST of the Worst

Noisenik · Post by **Noisenik** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:36 pm

Ernest Thesiger wrote:
Noisenik wrote:a dead-drunk Mark E. Smith.
Nowadays that's a tautology.

OK, he got used to that situation. I meant dead-dead-drunk then.

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:12 am

I couldn't get through more than one & a half songs on the Preachers' album before pressing Stop & deleting the whole thing in dismay. Christ. Dark Ages, however, were quite listenable.

Noisenik · Post by **Noisenik** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:28 pm

Ernest Thesiger wrote:I couldn't get through more than one & a half songs on the Preachers' album before pressing Stop & deleting the whole thing in dismay. Christ. Dark Ages, however, were quite listenable.

I've waded through the whole but gnashing with teeth towards the end.
even as a crap is not that good done.

Noisenik · Post by **Noisenik** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:16 pm

omen of hate wrote:Here's my contribution, THRASH QUEEN "Manslayer" album :

http://rapidshare.com/files/42843604/TH ... slayer.zip

First of all tnx for sharing this. I don't what's to admit here ... this album is actually quite good. Motorhead/punk admiring i.e.early Warfare with help of electronics. I love these detuned vocals, glissandos are fantastic. If this is not Metal then it could be heavy polimer, i.e. heavy carbon or heavy kevlar. Killer!!!

Post by **DaN** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:19 am

3 singles + the MLP + scans. "Enjoy"...

http://rapidshare.com/files/51577838/KUSTER.rar.html

omen of hate · Post by **omen of hate** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:42 am

Mega-thanks for this !!

Noisenik · Post by **Noisenik** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:47 pm

DaN wrote:3 singles + the MLP + scans. "Enjoy"...

http://rapidshare.com/files/51577838/KUSTER.rar.html

Holy Grail of Crap Metal. I won't hesitate this time. MEGA Thanks, DaN!

omen of hate · Post by **omen of hate** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:05 pm

Holy shit !! Those vocals !!!

Even when the guy sing in french he has a strange accent !!

"I would like to write a song that is so vibrant and so intimate that the earth would adopt it"

Post by **DaN** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:13 pm

...and it's not only the vocals. You get the impression they really went out of their way to write the most nonsensical, watered-down piece of crap songs imaginable. So some people here actually got into THRASHQUEEN, DARK AGES and THE PREACHERS - confusing, yes - but seriously, no one can seriously say that KUSTER are anything but horrible.

tomas · Post by **tomas** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:21 pm

Kuster - The Fairs = a brilliant (post)punk/metal song!!!!!!!!!!!

omen of hate · Post by **omen of hate** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:29 pm

Obviously, the baddest band of this thread, we've hit the bottom, a question (challenge ?): is it possible to find worse ?

doomedplanet · Post by **doomedplanet** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:24 am

actually this KUSTER material is entertaining in a weird sort of way, not sure how to put it into words. But if you want FAR FAR worse you need to hear the AFTERBIRTH 7". I don't have it anymore since I dumped it years ago but I'm not sure if it is so hard to get, never looked for it again.

The Sentinel · Post by **The Sentinel** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:25 am

I give this a try this evening

Post by **DaN** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:39 am

doomedplanet wrote:actually this KUSTER material is entertaining in a weird sort of way, not sure how to put it into words. But if you want FAR FAR worse you need to hear the AFTERBIRTH 7". I don't have it anymore since I dumped it years ago but I'm not sure if it is so hard to get, never looked for it again.

Is this the EP with about 5 songs on it and the band looking like a really OTT glam-"metal" band? If so I got the impression they were a punk/crossover act taking the piss

And yes, KUSTER is surely entertaining. Grrreat party-album. Or more of a mood-enhancer really..

doomedplanet · Post by **doomedplanet** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:03 am

as requested by Axecrazy the 2nd RED MACHETE 7" from Detroit. Not really anything more than some melodic rock/metal, nothing too exiting, but not sure if it fits in this thread. You can decide. This 7" does not have a sleeve, or I would post a photo. If the 1st 7" shows up on ebay you can be sure I will be bidding on it. but maybe I will change my mind if I get to hear it again after 8 years since the last time.

http://rapidshare.com/files/51778231/Re ... _2nd_7.rar