Favourite crappy lyrics

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One of the first ones to come to mind is "Graveyard Romance" by CRANIUM. Hahahaha...
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Stone had some very naff lyrics. How about this couplet from "Meat Mincing Machine":

I think you are ridiculous and silly
Is this all because of the size of your willy?
"His name's Antichrist Vandelay. He's an insulter-expulser."
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