Favourite crappy lyrics

tomas · Post by **tomas** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:15 pm

I don't know why but I always enjoy it when metal bands have lyrics in horrible English. Maybe it's because of the whole 'Ok our engklisch iss badde butt we donot give the fukk!'-feeling surrounding the whole thing...

From 'Satanas' by Sarcófago:
'on fire of darkness
rise a scream of hate
satanas want vomit
on son of god's face'

From 'Tormentor' by Tormentor:
'This world is really necrophilia and
TORMENTOR
In days this world will fall in deadly
TORMENTOR

Borning - is the sin
Should I - be good for others'

FenderMedium · Post by **FenderMedium** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:15 pm

What about Bathory's Hammerheart? It seems Quorthon's English was fine up until then, did he write it like that on purpose to make it seem like its from a vikings perspective or what?

Post by **DaN** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:18 pm

So many "crappy" subjects.. what will a firstcomer think of this board?

humus · Post by **humus** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:27 pm

Sarcofago are the kings!
If you are a false don't entry!

FenderMedium · Post by **FenderMedium** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:36 pm

Metal Sword - Disco is Fuck!

Derrick Metaliszta · Post by **Derrick Metaliszta** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:38 pm

Man, Barbatos are MASTERS at this, just check out the lyrics to the classic "Dick is fucking big"

Dick is fucking big
Pussy is fucking tight
Anal fuck is waiting
Big dick's might

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

Put it in bitch mouth
It will makes you to ill
Sexual metal holocaust will
Crush poser gay!

I will please entry anus
Oh my god! Give me spicy pussy
Pussy is good smell
Shit is bad smell

The Sentinel · Post by **The Sentinel** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:41 pm

Derrick Metaliszta wrote:Man, Barbatos are MASTERS at this, just check out the lyrics to the classic "Dick is fucking big"

Dick is fucking big
Pussy is fucking tight
Anal fuck is waiting
Big dick's might

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

Put it in bitch mouth
It will makes you to ill
Sexual metal holocaust will
Crush poser gay!

I will please entry anus
Oh my god! Give me spicy pussy
Pussy is good smell
Shit is bad smell

I just choked on my pizza

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:19 pm

The Sentinel wrote:
Derrick Metaliszta wrote:Man, Barbatos are MASTERS at this, just check out the lyrics to the classic "Dick is fucking big"

Dick is fucking big
Pussy is fucking tight
Anal fuck is waiting
Big dick's might

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

Put it in bitch mouth
It will makes you to ill
Sexual metal holocaust will
Crush poser gay!

I will please entry anus
Oh my god! Give me spicy pussy
Pussy is good smell
Shit is bad smell
:lol: I just choked on my pizza

The funniest thing is that the lyrics to "DIFB" are credited to five different writers.

omen of hate · Post by **omen of hate** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:34 pm

Ernest Thesiger wrote:The funniest thing is that the lyrics to "DIFB" are credited to five different writers.

khiijol · Post by **khiijol** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:40 pm

humus wrote:Sarcofago are the kings!

absolutely. vulcano had some pretty good gems too:

SKELETONS BRIGHT, ALCHIMISTS,
HERMITS AND MANIACS
ALL ARE HERE, THE CELEBRATION
IS UP TO BEGIN

and of course, who could forget sodom's "in the sign of evil" ep?? lines like "i am bloody antichrist, only believe in bad", "spit at the church, evil i get", and "masturbate to kill myself" are so awesome

omen of hate · Post by **omen of hate** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:47 pm

Check this from the german WARRANT track "Satan" :

knives and bullets, that's my sacred duty
i fell into disgrace with the priests
they get me down, i feel depressed
the life of the pope remains the same

i'm a new satan, i'll kill them all
i'm a new satan, die
i'm a new satan, i'll kill them all
i'm a new satan, right

satan, believer
the master of the universe
satan, believer
the master of the universe

Noisenik · Post by **Noisenik** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:18 pm

DaN wrote:So many "crappy" subjects.. what will a firstcomer think of this board?

that we are retarded

seriously Barbatos kill.

pinch of Abstract and this would be considered a work of genius. Or is it concrete poetry?

and sarcofago ... skeletons bright ... hermits and maniacs

I guess we would be filed under "maniacs". hermits and MHs in the same sack.

fucking amazing

The Erlking · Post by **The Erlking** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:28 am

I must say i almost died when i read that barbatos part.

Here's a part of ROSE ROSE - Skatehead '88.

"Death means nothing theres no end.
I'll make you follow for my skate.
Fly in air. Greate boneless.
You broken your head by power slide.
Mosh! dive! bash! trash and skatehead"

Enforcer · Post by **Enforcer** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:18 pm

this is really funny.
”Sexual metal holocaust will crush poser gay”,

haha, give us more!

Post by **DaN** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:31 pm

Enforcer wrote:this is really funny.
”Sexual metal holocaust will crush poser gay”,

haha, give us more!

I think you found yourself a signature right there.