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The Corroseum, The Band
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:56 pm
by Rock Beast
How would The Corroseum sound like if it was a band?
I was playing with the thought a bit last night before going to sleep,
and I had a good laught.
In which perspective you want to look upon it is up to you.
But man, with all these dimensions of inspiration, ha!
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:01 pm
by ION BRITTON
Haha nice topic. I guess it depends on who the basic members would be, there are some significant differences in tastes here you know
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:04 pm
by Destrozer
Well, to me it would sound like the tape version of "Orden Satany"! He he...
But more seriously... it's difficult to say. Like a mix of Arkangel, Hell, Front and Messiah (USA)? Now that would be something!
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:13 pm
by Black Axe
And The Hand Of Doom
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:22 pm
by ION BRITTON
Quite possibly a mixture of these:
None Shall Defy
Into Battle
Metal Conquest
Victim Of Time
Poisonoise
Take It Or Leave It
Black Writs
Worship Me Or Die
Land Of Mystery
Killing Technology
Back To The Weapons
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:31 pm
by DaN
Like ANACRUSIS with a touch of DWARR.
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:46 am
by mordred
We'd get hungry for cash and blowjobs and start playing AOR in a heartbeta.
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:02 am
by GJ
The first selftitled album got to have a selftitled theme song.
So come on and write it's lyrics!
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:05 am
by omen of hate
A mix between MANILLA ROAD, BLACK HOLE and BATHORY.
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:15 am
by Avenger
GJ wrote:The first selftitled album got to have a selftitled theme song.
So come on and write it's lyrics!
No lyrics.
It has to be an epic intrumental that's roughly 8 minutes long.
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:36 am
by GJ
OK, let's settle with a spoken intro then (in the "Far side of the Sun" style, if I'm to choose). Guess Dan has already written it - you all know it by heart and it inspires your every thought and action:
http://www.thecorroseum.com/
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:03 am
by mordred
Yep, the intro speech is settled, kind of self given. It should be read in a deep hilarious but haunting voice in broken English and naturally end with a high pitch scream "it was the ... heavieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest!" and then break into some mind numbing speed metal mess with sloppy guitar riffening, deafening bass, offbeat drumming and let's not mention the vocals (who is up to it now that our singer Blackstele seems to have suffered a tragical gardening accident?).
Mandatory song titles should be "(T)rusty Shovel", "Heavy Metal Graveyard" and "The Thread Must be Locked".
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:15 am
by Black Axe
mordred wrote:Mandatory song titles should be "(T)rusty Shovel", "Heavy Metal Graveyard" and "The Thread Must be Locked".
Also including "Ban The Fucking" and the epic "Reclaiming The Cold Lake".
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:36 am
by Avenger
Black Axe wrote:mordred wrote:Mandatory song titles should be "(T)rusty Shovel", "Heavy Metal Graveyard" and "The Thread Must be Locked".
Also including "Ban The Fucking" and the epic "Reclaiming The Cold Lake".
HAHAHA....
I seriously tried as hard as I could to keep a straight face while reading that.
I agree fully with those song titles.
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:30 pm
by DaN
Initially I planned to have sound added to the site intro, maybe nicking the intro to BH's "Black Death" or BATHORY's "Odens Ride Over Nordland" and add a voice chanting the message in question. Luckily I realized in time that it would probably end up sounding TOO cheesy.
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An aquaintance well-read on the subject once pointed out that historically that line is incorrect - a light, sharp sword usually won over a rusty & heavy one. Bah! Praise Hail Ignorance I say!
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