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Russian bands:

Telefon
Black Coffee
Adolf Castle
Aeroport
Anakonda
Big History
Futbol
Dialog
Polis
Dial
New Folder
Diplom
Raund
Forest
Intervju
Karnaval
Konsul
Magnat
Raven Dark
Stadion

Destrozer wrote: Telefon
Futbol

I think i'll name my band Laser Printer HP.

Or Bascettbol.

They both sound OK.

Destrozer wrote:Russian bands:

Telefon
Black Coffee
Adolf Castle
Aeroport
Anakonda
Big History
Futbol
Dialog
Polis
Dial
New Folder
Diplom
Raund
Forest
Intervju
Karnaval
Konsul
Magnat
Raven Dark
Stadion

The best is New Felder - must have been sponsored by Mycrosoft or what. inspires killer album titles as well. At The Gates of New Folder, Die By the NEw Folder, Welcome to .. .

Dial and Intervju kick ass, too. John, 'seems you cannot go wrong with Laser Printer.

Adolf Castle is great How is that album???

Yes, New Folder is also fantastic. Aren't they who wrote the hymn "New -> Folder"? Great band!

This is a thread about terrible band names so I can't believe SATAN'S DEFLORATION INCORPORATED have yet to be mentioned.
What were they thinking?
Also, SUPERSUCKERS is a terrible name, love their music, but can't bring myself to ask for it by name.

There was also a Scottish thrash/hardcore band in the late '80's/early '90's who went by the name of I.D.P., it stood for IMMENSE DICKHEAD POTENTIAL!
Their demo was pretty funny in a METAL DUCK/ACID REIGN/LAWNMOWER DETH style (all terrible bandnames in their own right), standout track was "Kill The Fish".
The chorus went:
"Kill The-Kill The-Kill The Fishy
Kill The-Kill The-Kill The Fishy
Kill The-Kill The-Kill The Fishy
Fishy-Fishy-Fishy-Fishy
Kill The Fish
Cook The Dish
Taste The Dish
Tastes Delish!"
Foolish but devilishly catchy stuff.

Did anyone name Master's Hammer related Kaviar Kavalier and Pink Chubby Thing?

I always found Bloodcum very disgusting and shitty. I mean, imagine cloudy sperm with bloody traces in it. Yuck

Destrozer wrote:Did anyone name Master's Hammer related Kaviar Kavalier and Pink Chubby Thing?

have you heard Necro Cock ?? hehe

bigfootkit wrote:There was also a Scottish thrash/hardcore band in the late '80's/early '90's who went by the name of I.D.P., it stood for IMMENSE DICKHEAD POTENTIAL!
Their demo was pretty funny in a METAL DUCK/ACID REIGN/LAWNMOWER DETH style (all terrible bandnames in their own right), standout track was "Kill The Fish".
The chorus went:
"Kill The-Kill The-Kill The Fishy
Kill The-Kill The-Kill The Fishy
Kill The-Kill The-Kill The Fishy
Fishy-Fishy-Fishy-Fishy
Kill The Fish
Cook The Dish
Taste The Dish
Tastes Delish!"
Foolish but devilishly catchy stuff.

Those lyrics are so damn ridiculous that after reading them I burst out into instant laughter.

DaN wrote:ULYSSES SIREN is a great, very Metal-sounding name if you ask me. Still haven't heard them though

F&J is a bloody awful name for a band that probably made one of America's 5 bestest Speed Metal albums ever. (That would be "Doomsday For The Deciever"..)

Japan seem to have a thing for producing bands with horrible names. How about SPERMA for instance

I can upload it for you today. Send me an PM and check POISONOISE.

ION BRITTON wrote:

Destrozer wrote: Telefon
Futbol

I think i'll name my band Laser Printer HP.

Or Bascettbol.

They both sound OK.

Sound like swedish band names.

Mugabe WTF is this name????? The abnd is awesome by the way.

I've come up with a new name that has not been used, Guadaña in english means Scythe. hehe What do you think?

The Knell wrote:Adolf Castle is great How is that album???

actually pretty good piece of eatern european metal...what is Vectom btw???

FuneralCircle wrote:I love the name CLOVEN HOOF!!!

Smokin' Roadie, probably the cheesiest most glam-sounding name ever.

Also Riff Raff is quite funny