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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:15 am
by Herkus Monte
568. The howling in the middle of Necronomicon`s "Iron Charm"
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:06 am
by DaN
569. Obscure Japanese Thrash bands looking like Poison, sounding like Venom.
570. Brazilian porno-sleeve bootlegs!
571. Discovering the art of H.R. Giger thanx to Celtic Frost.
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:40 pm
by MEXDefenderOfSteel
572. is the only thing you can trust, heavy metal will never cheat on you nor stab you in the back
I dont know, I felt like bumping this one up
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:32 pm
by Ernest Thesiger
MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:572. is the only thing you can trust, heavy metal will never cheat on you nor stab you in the back
To that I can only say "
Cold Lake".
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:14 pm
by great_knuthulhu
Ernest Thesiger wrote:MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:572. is the only thing you can trust, heavy metal will never cheat on you nor stab you in the back
To that I can only say "
Cold Lake".
Reminding someone of that abomination of a record is just cruel, very cruel
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:34 am
by GJ
573. Thanks to the existance of abominations like Cold Lake, Dissident Alliance, Cold Black Ugly etc. all the merely mediocre Heavy Metal records in our collections seem to be so much better, truer, heavier.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:44 am
by ION BRITTON
On the other hand, the sad thing is that thanks to the existence of ultimate masterpieces like Defenders of the faith, Headless Cross, Ample Destruction etc. all the merely mediocre Heavy Metal records in our collection seem even more mediocre, soulless and uninspired than they should
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:01 am
by mordred
Cold Lake and Defenders of the Faith - the balance of terror.
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:53 am
by Warepire
What if I actually like Jag Panzer's Dissident Alliance? I agree it is not great by Jag Panzer standards, but I still find it a very enjoyable listen.
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:13 pm
by great_knuthulhu
I'm with you on Dissident Alliance. It's pretty decent, though I haven't been listening to it all that much. There is at least some "sting" in that record, and the musicianship is nice, making it "listenable"
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:31 pm
by Zdan
I would like Dissident Alliance much much more if not for the vocals. There is some musicianship there that is pretty good but the vocals suck out all of the energy from this record.
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:55 am
by GJ
ION BRITTON wrote:On the other hand, the sad thing is that thanks to the existence of ultimate masterpieces like Defenders of the faith, Headless Cross, Ample Destruction etc. all the merely mediocre Heavy Metal records in our collection seem even more mediocre, soulless and uninspired than they should
Re: 1001 reasons why Heavy Metal rules:
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 1:25 am
by VictimeDelExil
574. Bitches Sin's band name.
575. Randy Uchida's all over the place solos.
576. The Mentors' own slang terminology such as yeash, crustin', grossin', and maxin'.
578. METALUCIFER (HEAVY METAL DRILL ARE COMING FOR YOU!)
579. Melancholic and hard metal songs by Sadwings, Bashful Alley, Gotham City, Gorgon, etc.
580. Gravedanger - Modern DarkAge
581. Bands such as Mendes Prey and Oz who can't even remember how they came up with their own name.
582. Göran Ove Nordh's wacky vocals.
583. Göran Edman's vocals.
584. "Inside the universe, we know of nothing else."
585. Songs about prostitution such as Zone Zero - Magic Woman and Nightmare - Too Late.