1001 reasons why Heavy Metal rules:

ION BRITTON · Post by **ION BRITTON** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:20 pm

Cochino wrote:Oh, and thanks, GJ, that evens up the list

Hey I am against hammond too

But I cant say that I care if the reason remains or not, it's simply a thread.

MEXDefenderOfSteel · Post by **MEXDefenderOfSteel** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:50 am

515. a weird fascination with steel

great_knuthulhu · Post by **great_knuthulhu** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:29 am

MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:515. a weird fascination with steel

But... don't you know the riddle of steel?

516. (Similar ones have been posted, I know) Metal makes people like MEX travel to different continents to catch bands and meet friends. Again and again.

MEXDefenderOfSteel · Post by **MEXDefenderOfSteel** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:11 pm

great_knuthulhu wrote:
MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:515. a weird fascination with steel
But... don't you know the riddle of steel?

516. (Similar ones have been posted, I know) Metal makes people like MEX travel to different continents to catch bands and meet friends. Again and again.

thats the beauty of it man!

GJ · Post by GJ » Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:43 pm

517. The lack of improvised spoken vocals in the line of:

Heavy Metal rulez
coz all of thee art foolz,
but for real it really suckz
hear me, fukkin schmuckz
Rappin is da thing
no sizzy guitar stringz
And the steel is really lame
whilst gold and satin reignz
so listen to me moan
the bluez was just a loan
you've gotta pay back now, figurez
coz 'tiz the belonings to the niggaz
and you're all bleak and pimpled
the order of the wimp-lead
now I can't think of more
but you're all sonz of ho'z!

Sorry for the seemingly racist contents...

But what the heck! It's supposed to be art and I have seen some of you - and all of you look like Beavis, really!

Avenger · Post by **Avenger** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:20 pm

GJ wrote:Heavy Metal rulez
coz all of thee art foolz,
but for real it really suckz
hear me, fukkin schmuckz
Rappin is da thing
no sizzy guitar stringz
And the steel is really lame
whilst gold and satin reignz
so listen to me moan
the bluez was just a loan
you've gotta pay back now, figurez
coz 'tiz the belonings to the niggaz
and you're all bleak and pimpled
the order of the wimp-lead
now I can't think of more
but you're all sonz of ho'z!

Where's the ban button?

GJ · Post by GJ » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:28 pm

Avenger wrote:
GJ wrote:Heavy Metal rulez
coz all of thee art foolz,
but for real it really suckz
hear me, fukkin schmuckz
Rappin is da thing
no sizzy guitar stringz
And the steel is really lame
whilst gold and satin reignz
so listen to me moan
the bluez was just a loan
you've gotta pay back now, figurez
coz 'tiz the belonings to the niggaz
and you're all bleak and pimpled
the order of the wimp-lead
now I can't think of more
but you're all sonz of ho'z!
Where's the ban button?

Gosh! Av's given me publicity!

Avenger · Post by **Avenger** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:33 pm

GJ wrote:
Avenger wrote:
GJ wrote:Heavy Metal rulez
coz all of thee art foolz,
but for real it really suckz
hear me, fukkin schmuckz
Rappin is da thing
no sizzy guitar stringz
And the steel is really lame
whilst gold and satin reignz
so listen to me moan
the bluez was just a loan
you've gotta pay back now, figurez
coz 'tiz the belonings to the niggaz
and you're all bleak and pimpled
the order of the wimp-lead
now I can't think of more
but you're all sonz of ho'z!
Where's the ban button?
Gosh! Av's given me publicity!

It wouldn't have been nearly half as bad had you not posted it in that awful, flamboyant, pink colored text.

Black Axe · Post by **Black Axe** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:42 pm

Avenger wrote:It wouldn't have been nearly half as bad had you not posted it in that awful, flamboyant, pink colored text.

I doubt it.

MEXDefenderOfSteel · Post by **MEXDefenderOfSteel** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:32 pm

i say, the new members should add something around this thread

Post by **DaN** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:58 am

MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:i say, the new members should add something around this thread

It is however of OUTMOST IMPORTANCE that they read the whole thread first.

(I should probably add this as a rule for new members...)

Post by **DaN** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:09 am

518: Every once in a while, one of those ugly bargain-bin album you've passed by for years explodes in your face and turns out to be a long-lost Metal Treasure.

Witchkiller · Post by **Witchkiller** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:35 am

519.

It rules 'cause it's like Bill "fuckin'" Murray. And that's SO COOL!

The Erlking · Post by **The Erlking** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:49 am

520. The "legendary" Sunlight Studio sound.

521. The satisfaction of calmly destroying your schoolbooks by drawing logos of cool bands on them.

522. No matter how drunk or tired you already are, sometimes you just can't go to bed because "there's still so many albums I got to listen to!"

GJ · Post by GJ » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:26 pm

The Erlking wrote:521. The satisfaction of calmly destroying your schoolbooks by drawing logos of cool bands on them.

Loved the way you put this - "calmly". Ah, the memories...

The Erlking wrote:522. No matter how drunk or tired you already are, sometimes you just can't go to bed because "there's still so many albums I got to listen to!"

Don't know about "drunk" but I certainly have been found standing completely exhausted and cross-eyed by my stereo with my earphones on just a few hours before I am supposed to leave for work - manically keeping flipping records over for "just one more track" turning up the volume higher and higher...