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483. Taking a dump with a zine in hand

484. Gezol's outfit and the beginning of live AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! Hilarious, and few can pull it off.

485. basically passing out from drinking too much and enjoying Heavy Metal at the Alehorn of Power fest and while incoherent, raising a fist to the one song Manilla Road played from Crystal Logic before being brought out to the car to pass out for good and when awoken later asking "where are all my strippers?"

486. "The Chemist" somehow not being out of place on Black Death

487. The domino stack of 80's demo tapes you have in your collection.

488. Araya's vocals in "Show No Mercy".

489. How almost every country on this planet has had at least 1 great band release something great.

#490. Flying V Guitars

#491. Walls of Marshall Amplifiers

492. Dry Ice.
493. The smell of a metal crowd whilst you're jammed against the barrier at the front. (Sweat, booze, damp leather, dry ice, nostalgia.)

494.Having good sex with a hot woman while playing (insert band´s name here)

i mean it would be soooo boring, lets say, while playing classical music

MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:494.Having good sex with a hot woman while playing (insert band´s name here)

i mean it would be soooo boring, lets say, while playing classical music

Not neccessarily. A friend of mine once told me he had a good time listening to the 1812 Overture during sex.

Personally I hate listening to music while having sex. And I thought that the count would be over half by now

I rarely listen to music while having sex but it can be pretty cool. Last time I did that I put Nocturnus - The Key. Recommended!

The last time I did that it was to Venom's At War With Satan. I felt like I had been afterwards.

I'd just like to say that this is the greatest forum and thread ever.

495. The fact that you WANT to believe that Kai Hansen wrote Eagle Fly Free and Keeper of the Seven Keys, even though the liner notes state otherwise.

whateva

496. Feeling the need... no the DUTY to inform people who call Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, or Sir Lord Baltimore simply "Hard Rock." IT'S HEAVY FUCKING METAL!!!

497. Showing a friend the song "Stone Cold Crazy" by Queen to demonstrate the genre of Speed Metal on a basis that they can understand. And getting them hooked instantly.

498. The ability to visualize the appreciation of a new band or song in the movement of a friends head and neck. The bigger the bang the better the tune.

499. Getting chills down your spine and short of breath when singing along to "Blood of the Saints" and even after countless listens, never failing to get that feeling.

500. Heavy Metal Angels (In Metal And Leather)

501. Hearing "Painkiller" in any place at any time and instantly feeling no shame in screaming the lyrics and waiving your arm while holding the invisible heavy metal flame in hand.

lordgnagey wrote:496. Feeling the need... no the DUTY to inform people who call Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, or Sir Lord Baltimore simply "Hard Rock." IT'S HEAVY FUCKING METAL!!!

What if that person has only heard Come Taste The Band, The House of Blue Light and Fireball?

Sammi Curr wrote:I'd just like to say that this is the greatest forum and thread ever.

Agree + agree + thank you. Welcome!

495. The fact that you WANT to believe that Kai Hansen wrote Eagle Fly Free and Keeper of the Seven Keys, even though the liner notes state otherwise.

lordgnagey wrote:496. Feeling the need... no the DUTY to inform people who call Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, or Sir Lord Baltimore simply "Hard Rock." IT'S HEAVY FUCKING METAL!!!

497. Showing a friend the song "Stone Cold Crazy" by Queen to demonstrate the genre of Speed Metal on a basis that they can understand. And getting them hooked instantly.

498. The ability to visualize the appreciation of a new band or song in the movement of a friends head and neck. The bigger the bang the better the tune.

499. Getting chills down your spine and short of breath when singing along to "Blood of the Saints" and even after countless listens, never failing to get that feeling.

500. Heavy Metal Angels (In Metal And Leather)

501. Hearing "Painkiller" in any place at any time and instantly feeling no shame in screaming the lyrics and waiving your arm while holding the invisible heavy metal flame in hand.

Great ones. This thread needed a good push. Halfway there, folks!

502. Every detail matters:

Ernest Thesiger wrote:

The Knell wrote:#230 "UGH!" - Tom G. Warrior , Celtic Frost

No, it's "OOOGH!"