The WORST albums released by a thrash band?

rumblefist · Post by **rumblefist** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:50 pm

1 good candidate to the place is Pharaons from Madagascar.

Avenger · Post by **Avenger** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:36 pm

Wow, all of these 2nd, 3rd and 4th tier bands are mentioned and still no "Crux Of The Mosh" mentioned in the new posts?

You guys need to get your priorities straight.

I don't see how Sacred Reich, Forced Entry, Xentrix or Toxic Shock for example apply here at all...

Black Shepherd I do agree with though. Just terrible.

Dokken_Uwe · Post by **Dokken_Uwe** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:40 pm

Avenger wrote:Xentrix or Toxic Shock

2 purchases I totally regret (speaking of "Shattered existence" and "Change from reality").

Uninspired "Thrash metal" with bad vocals.

Avenger · Post by **Avenger** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:05 pm

Nasty Uwe wrote:
Avenger wrote:Xentrix or Toxic Shock
2 purchases I totally regret (speaking of "Shattered existence" and "Change from reality").

Uninspired "Thrash metal" with bad vocals.

Regardless, the thread title is "The WORST album released by a thrash band".

These don't even come close.

perishinflames · Post by **perishinflames** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:12 am

Avenger wrote:Wow, all of these 2nd, 3rd and 4th tier bands are mentioned and still no "Crux Of The Mosh" mentioned in the new posts?

Hahaha... The lyrics on some of these songs make it listenable, but as a comedy album, not a metal album.

The Virus debut is awesome. Total no-talent hack musicians, shit production, cheeseball stereotypical metal lyrics, just brilliant. I don't like their other albums, but Pray for War kills.

Helstar · Post by **Helstar** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:14 am

Nasty Uwe wrote: 2 purchases I totally regret (speaking of "Shattered existence" and "Change from reality").
Uninspired "Thrash metal" with bad vocals.

Xentrix debut is a personal favourite for me ^^

MEXDefenderOfSteel · Post by **MEXDefenderOfSteel** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:32 am

Nasty Uwe wrote:
Avenger wrote:Xentrix or Toxic Shock
2 purchases I totally regret (speaking of "Shattered existence" and "Change from reality").

Uninspired "Thrash metal" with bad vocals.

never heard of Toxic Shock but since its posted here i really dont give a heck....but Shattered Existence i did get the Cd reissue,it bored me since the first listen,the opening track is the only good one, it was hard for me to get rid of it

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:20 am

My favorite quote from Torn Flesh is

If you choose to be gay
You'll end up mighty hot!

So homoerotic!

perishinflames · Post by **perishinflames** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:18 pm

That entire song is gold in the lyrics department. Total shit, yes. Hilarious, also yes.

khiijol · Post by **khiijol** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:12 pm

the best part is him saying "yow!!" after "you'll end up mighty hot"

Dokken_Uwe · Post by **Dokken_Uwe** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:43 pm

TORN FLESH would fit perfectly to Metal Enterprises.
"Kill the dead"...great!

Avenger · Post by **Avenger** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:02 pm

Nasty Uwe wrote:TORN FLESH would fit perfectly to Metal Enterprises.
"Kill the dead"...great!

Nah, Torn Flesh makes Metal Enterprises look good. That label does have a few decent releases. It's not all Killer Fox and Thrash Queen.

CloudsOfMetal · Post by **CloudsOfMetal** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:07 pm

Avenger wrote:
Nasty Uwe wrote:TORN FLESH would fit perfectly to Metal Enterprises.
"Kill the dead"...great!
Nah, Torn Flesh makes Metal Enterprises look good. That label does have a few decent releases. It's not all Killer Fox and Thrash Queen.

I love that Expect No Mercy release. "Watch Your Ears and Save Your Neck We Are Back to Our Second Attack!" is the best album title ever.

Dokken_Uwe · Post by **Dokken_Uwe** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:15 pm

Avenger wrote:
Nasty Uwe wrote:TORN FLESH would fit perfectly to Metal Enterprises.
"Kill the dead"...great!
Nah, Torn Flesh makes Metal Enterprises look good. That label does have a few decent releases. It's not all Killer Fox and Thrash Queen.

I know.
Think of Misery, Repression "Germany rocks" and Kalashnikov (1st LP) are good examples too.

CloudsOfMetal · Post by **CloudsOfMetal** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:28 pm

Nasty Uwe wrote:
Avenger wrote:
Nasty Uwe wrote:TORN FLESH would fit perfectly to Metal Enterprises.
"Kill the dead"...great!
Nah, Torn Flesh makes Metal Enterprises look good. That label does have a few decent releases. It's not all Killer Fox and Thrash Queen.
I know.
Think of Misery, Repression "Germany rocks" and Kalashnikov (1st LP) are good examples too.

And there is Black Virgin - Most Likely To Exceed and Asgard - Dark Horizons too. Never knew they're released by ME too until I checked.

Kalaschnikov - S/t album is hilarious and great, but anyone else wondering why the cover art is a random compilation of gore pics? Looks like they've just googled them before Google existed, just slammed em together and called it a day. If I wouldn't have been informed by the Corroseum of its genre I would've thought it's a grindcore or death metal album.