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That poor band has been so trashed haha, sure they're intentionally bad but I still like it

Helvetes Port lp is great! A lot better than many new metal bands these days that are very popular. I always wondered why there was no followup album.

Still fond of the "Lightning Rod Avenger" video.

It seems they been working on the second record for a looong time, but maybe this year? The Lightning Rod Avenger video kills, and maybe that EP is their best work so far.

[quote="ION BRITTON"][quote="Astra Wally"]HELVETETS PORT

How someone can buy and enjoy that kind of crap is beyond me

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8n2DWmfVQA[/youtube][/quote]

This is relatively nice compared to their demo days. They sucked beyond belief back then.[/quote]

I think Helvetets Port is one of the only good new heavy metal bands. Most are so boring and so afraid to offend anyone that it makes for some real pathetic smooze fest on album and live. As for worst metal I ahve ever heard......well theres a couple that I love/hate; Silver Chrome, Complete, and Typhoid Mary top the list for me, anyone interested in these questionable yet enjoyable aberrations please pm and I can send you some cdrs haha. As for worst metal that I actually can't stand at all........probably Cauldron, Skull Fist, and all rap rock garbage out there..................as for crappiest performances I have heard on album probably Holocausto: Campo De Extermindad, VoDu: The Final Conflict, Crass: All albums.

doomedplanet wrote:Helvetes Port lp is great! A lot better than many new metal bands these days that are very popular. I always wondered why there was no followup album.

Well, you might like this crap too then:

https://heavychainsrecords.bandcamp.com ... f-darkness

Yeah that one is growing on me.

Astra Wally wrote:Well, you might like this crap too then:

https://heavychainsrecords.bandcamp.com ... f-darkness

Wow, that vocalist is awful and the drummer desperately needs a click track.

so good. from the guys of Cycorax (UK) :

[youtube]-I-NvGtRcnU[/youtube]

http://thecorroseum.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=8313

wicked keeper wrote:http://thecorroseum.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=8313

Er, no. They're competent.

If sounding like crap was their intent then I agree, they're extremely competent....

I agree with you completely! They sound like the children of indie grunge band parents from Olympia, WA.

wicked keeper wrote:If sounding like crap was their intent then I agree, they're extremely competent....

[youtube]R3-t36tPV50[/youtube]

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