Godawful Metal

whiteravenmetal · Post by **whiteravenmetal** » Wed May 11, 2016 6:55 am

That poor band has been so trashed haha, sure they're intentionally bad but I still like it

doomedplanet · Post by **doomedplanet** » Wed May 11, 2016 5:46 pm

Helvetes Port lp is great! A lot better than many new metal bands these days that are very popular. I always wondered why there was no followup album.

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Wed May 11, 2016 7:34 pm

Still fond of the "Lightning Rod Avenger" video.

whiteravenmetal · Post by **whiteravenmetal** » Thu May 12, 2016 3:12 am

It seems they been working on the second record for a looong time, but maybe this year? The Lightning Rod Avenger video kills, and maybe that EP is their best work so far.

fengisriprider · Post by **fengisriprider** » Thu May 12, 2016 9:22 pm

[quote="ION BRITTON"][quote="Astra Wally"]HELVETETS PORT

How someone can buy and enjoy that kind of crap is beyond me

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8n2DWmfVQA[/youtube][/quote]

This is relatively nice compared to their demo days. They sucked beyond belief back then.[/quote]

I think Helvetets Port is one of the only good new heavy metal bands. Most are so boring and so afraid to offend anyone that it makes for some real pathetic smooze fest on album and live. As for worst metal I ahve ever heard......well theres a couple that I love/hate; Silver Chrome, Complete, and Typhoid Mary top the list for me, anyone interested in these questionable yet enjoyable aberrations please pm and I can send you some cdrs haha. As for worst metal that I actually can't stand at all........probably Cauldron, Skull Fist, and all rap rock garbage out there..................as for crappiest performances I have heard on album probably Holocausto: Campo De Extermindad, VoDu: The Final Conflict, Crass: All albums.

Astra Wally · Post by **Astra Wally** » Fri May 13, 2016 9:49 am

doomedplanet wrote:Helvetes Port lp is great! A lot better than many new metal bands these days that are very popular. I always wondered why there was no followup album.

Well, you might like this crap too then:

https://heavychainsrecords.bandcamp.com ... f-darkness

doomedplanet · Post by **doomedplanet** » Fri May 13, 2016 6:29 pm

Yeah that one is growing on me.

Avenger · Post by **Avenger** » Sat May 14, 2016 6:49 am

Astra Wally wrote:Well, you might like this crap too then:

https://heavychainsrecords.bandcamp.com ... f-darkness

Wow, that vocalist is awful and the drummer desperately needs a click track.

rumblefist · Post by **rumblefist** » Fri Jun 10, 2016 9:43 pm

so good. from the guys of Cycorax (UK) :

[youtube]-I-NvGtRcnU[/youtube]

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:58 pm

http://crater3.bandcamp.com/track/fuego-mortal

wicked keeper · Post by **wicked keeper** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 3:55 am

http://thecorroseum.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=8313

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:23 pm

wicked keeper wrote:http://thecorroseum.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=8313

Er, no. They're competent.

wicked keeper · Post by **wicked keeper** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 6:47 am

If sounding like crap was their intent then I agree, they're extremely competent....

doomedplanet · Post by **doomedplanet** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:32 am

I agree with you completely! They sound like the children of indie grunge band parents from Olympia, WA.

wicked keeper wrote:If sounding like crap was their intent then I agree, they're extremely competent....

rumblefist · Post by **rumblefist** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 7:27 am

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