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Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:44 am**

397. Whatever language the lyrics are in and no matter how little you understand, heavy metal songs can still be great.

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:18 pm**

398. Loving bands who sing in languages you don't know anything about and making up with alternate pronunciations when talking about them with some friends or "singing along".

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:49 pm**

399. King Diamond karaoke!

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:26 pm**

400. Even if you're not die hard collector,by accident can catch Metallic Holy Grail LP/EP on local store.

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:00 pm**

401. Odd guitar distortion tone like in Manilla Road or Cirith Ungol, before uniform production took over.

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:27 pm**

402

Denim jackets with lots of patches - customized worship

403

Looking up dictionaries for various words in Carcass songs

404

Dan Seagrave covers - so mysterious and creepy, otherworldly and amazing (ok not Metal but a part of the overall aesthetic I guess)

405

A good, epic Metal song should be like a great book - once it's over, there is a feeling of loss, like a friend has gone away and you just need to listen to it again and again

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:36 pm**

Piotr Sargnagel wrote:404

Dan Seagrave covers - so mysterious and creepy, otherworldly and amazing (ok not Metal but a part of the overall aesthetic I guess)

406. For the Lawnmower Deth/Metal Duck-Mower Liberation Front/Quack Em All vinyl artwork alone!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:48 pm**

407- driving a family friend crazy by asking her for Bolt Thrower's 'Realms of Chaos' cD for three straight Christmases while the cd was out of print

408- the look on my aunt's face when I asked her for a copy of Napalm Death's 'death by manipulation' cd for christmas back around 1990 (she got me the Rolling Stones instead

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409- My students' reaction when I use Nuclear Assault and Megadeth album covers during my lectures on radioactivity & nuclear materials

410- the mere fact that an album entitled 'RRROOOAAAARRR!!!!' exists

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:01 pm**

411. no lyrix for this album. feel it. otherwise visit the nearest bookstore.

412. "krakatau" track for the best lyrix ever written, ouch....

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:43 pm**

nightsblood wrote:
DaN wrote:I see nothing wrong with "emotionally deep" reasons. The whole wide spectra of Heavy Metal Worship should be covered. Besides, is there a luuuuw more true that this?

That saxophone thing deserves some dissection though. Stay tuned..
THANK YOU!

If God wanted brass in a metal band, he would have made metal drum sticks

Never a truer word said in jest:

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Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:09 pm**

Posted: **Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:07 pm**

413. Jim Sadist's thanks lists

Posted: **Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:12 am**

414. The fact that lousy, constantly out of tune vocalists (like the first Gotham City one or Black Hole's) can still be perfect for certain determinate sound.

Posted: **Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:07 am**

Cochino wrote:414. The fact that lousy, constantly out of tune vocalists (like the first Gotham City one or Black Hole's) can still be perfect for certain determinate sound.

Spot on. Add to that

415. How people who can hardly play their instruments and don't really know what they're doing can actually, by design or coincidence, produce great sounding metal

Posted: **Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:40 am**

great_knuthulhu wrote: Spot on. Add to that

415. How people who can hardly play their instruments and don't really know what they're doing can actually, by design or coincidence, produce great sounding metal

See Kuster, Thrash Queen, Overdeth etc etc

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