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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:12 pm
by Black Axe
nightsblood wrote:I must request that #276 be stricken from the record- IMO nothing kills a heavy metal tune faster than a saxophone
nightsblood wrote:Owwwww, that's rough. Flashing back on high school marching band days and the abomination that occurred when the director tried to teach us 'Welcome to the Jungle' for pep rallies. Combining Woodwinds and Axl Rose is a formula for the end of life on this planet as we know it
Brass is a metal but it is NOT Metal!!!!!!
And please don't get me started on our trombone-line Blues Brothers routine, I'm certain we threw the planet onto some alternate-future timeline by attempting that one. Had we just put the shades down and stuck to the school fight song, George Bush might be naught but a low-level oil company executive and Cliff Burton might have been the sole survivor of that bus crash.....
That explains the hate. Schools are hate inducing.
354. A Conflict Of Hatred
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:24 pm
by Cochino
355. King Of The Dead
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:17 pm
by ION BRITTON
Cochino wrote:355. King Of The Dead
Ha, this must the 5th or 6th reason that is about Cirith Ungol.
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:57 pm
by Cochino
Yeah, perhaps when we reach 500 (which wouldn't take long, it seems) we should do some cleansing for repetitive adn redundant ones.
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:32 pm
by GJ
356. The "what you see might not be what you get"-factor represented by guys like these:
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:05 am
by MEXDefenderOfSteel
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:16 pm
by Helm
left guys' eyes tell the tale.
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:45 pm
by nabel
357. Running Wild can make you use cucumbers as drumsticks in a supermarket (and I did not even notice it).
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:57 pm
by bigfootkit
358. Dutch/Belgian guys at festivals with bar beer towels sewn onto the arse of their trousers.
359. Those stripey trousers that everone in a band seemed to have circa 81-83, see Steve Harris.
360. Throwing "the goat". (as shown below)
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:14 pm
by anthares
361. Bobby Liebling, Lemmy Kilmister, Ronnie James Dio and Rob Halford are still ruling the earth!
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:31 pm
by Black Axe
anthares wrote:361. Bobby Liebling and Rob Halford
Well, ruling the earth might not be the best choice of words for those two. The other two or still in top form though.
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:44 am
by convent guilt
Apologies if any have been mentioned before:
362. Siki Spacek
363. Matti Karki's distorted growl/screams at the start of Deathevokation
364. You're only as young as you feel
365. Camel toes
366. The gatefold band photo in 'Of the sun and moon'.
366. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE! (cue police sirens and bending jail bars)
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:47 am
by MEXDefenderOfSteel
368. You never stop discovering good metal bands...
by the way, the last post was repeated no. 366
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:55 am
by JonahQuizz
convent guilt wrote:Apologies if any have been mentioned before:
363. Matti Karki's distorted growl/screams at the start of Deathevokation
That's a great one!
369: Heavy metal can have lyrics like this:
”Back at her place
She was in the mood
She sucked and licked my food
When it was running all over her face
She rolled over and then we screwed
Next morning do you know what she said
She said ”Will you be my guy?”
I just got dressed and I walked away
I said ”Now girl, I don’t stay”
370: The first few notes in "devil takes the highroad" followed by "new horizons stretch the mind, of a newborn traveller"
371: The cover art on Rotor - Tepj szet minden lancot
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:43 pm
by humus
372. Cardboard LP-mailer world tour. Everybody re-uses them so sometimes when you get a record, you can peel off all the layers of paper and find out that the mailer has been send from Canada to Japan to Germany (a record mailer has ALWAYS been in Germany) to the US and then to you.
