1001 reasons why Heavy Metal rules:

Lindell · Post by **Lindell** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:13 pm

341. CREDO
342. Paulo Staver

bigfootkit · Post by **bigfootkit** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:19 pm

343. Arik Roper cover art.
344. Beard/corpsepaint combos.
345. Being 13 and nervously playing "Piece Of Mind" backwards to find out what was being said.

bigfootkit · Post by **bigfootkit** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:31 pm

Cochino wrote:
nightsblood wrote: I must request that #276 be stricken from the record- IMO nothing kills a heavy metal tune faster than a saxophone
I'm still waiting for a Heavy Metal cover of a Morphine song.

Maybe you'll feel differently about Brass playing Metal after checking this out:

http://attra.nu/metall/downloads.shtml

Sorry cochino, no morphine, but i think you'll get a kick out of it.

Post by **DaN** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:43 pm

346. The HELLHAMMER-influences in VICIOUS BARREKA.

347. The CELTIC FROST-influences in SHEER TERROR.

nightsblood · Post by **nightsblood** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:43 pm

bigfootkit wrote:
Cochino wrote:
nightsblood wrote: I must request that #276 be stricken from the record- IMO nothing kills a heavy metal tune faster than a saxophone
I'm still waiting for a Heavy Metal cover of a Morphine song.
Maybe you'll feel differently about Brass playing Metal after checking this out:

http://attra.nu/metall/downloads.shtml

Owwwww, that's rough. Flashing back on high school marching band days and the abomination that occurred when the director tried to teach us 'Welcome to the Jungle' for pep rallies. Combining Woodwinds and Axl Rose is a formula for the end of life on this planet as we know it

Brass is a metal but it is NOT Metal!!!!!!

And please don't get me started on our trombone-line Blues Brothers routine, I'm certain we threw the planet onto some alternate-future timeline by attempting that one. Had we just put the shades down and stuck to the school fight song, George Bush might be naught but a low-level oil company executive and Cliff Burton might have been the sole survivor of that bus crash.....

Cochino · Post by **Cochino** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:37 am

348. Mental Funeral

349. Dennis The Menace

I guess there's gonna be a fight about who does reason number 666 and which it will be.

Korgüll · Post by **Korgüll** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:54 am

Cochino wrote:348. Mental Funeral

349. Dennis The Menace

I guess there's gonna be a fight about who does reason number 666 and which it will be.

Well I guess it would be common sense to reserve it now for 'The Number Of The Beast'? Right?

tomas · Post by **tomas** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:58 am

Indeed. Dan has to post nr. 666 and it has to be 'the number of the beast'

Black Axe · Post by **Black Axe** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:01 am

tomas wrote:Indeed. Dan has to post nr. 666 and it has to be 'the number of the beast'

TNotB has already been added by somebody.

Korgüll · Post by **Korgüll** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:02 am

Then 668. will have to be 'The Neighbor of the Beast'

I know, I know.... oldie but a goodie

Helm · Post by **Helm** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:27 pm

GJ wrote: And justice is done
And justice is done
And justice is done
And justice is done
And justice is done
justice is done

Definitely. He just ups and ups the ante there.

bigfootkit · Post by **bigfootkit** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:23 pm

nightsblood wrote:
bigfootkit wrote:
Cochino wrote: I'm still waiting for a Heavy Metal cover of a Morphine song.
Maybe you'll feel differently about Brass playing Metal after checking this out:

http://attra.nu/metall/downloads.shtml

Owwwww, that's rough. Flashing back on high school marching band days and the abomination that occurred when the director tried to teach us 'Welcome to the Jungle' for pep rallies. Combining Woodwinds and Axl Rose is a formula for the end of life on this planet as we know it

Brass is a metal but it is NOT Metal!!!!!!

And please don't get me started on our trombone-line Blues Brothers routine, I'm certain we threw the planet onto some alternate-future timeline by attempting that one. Had we just put the shades down and stuck to the school fight song, George Bush might be naught but a low-level oil company executive and Cliff Burton might have been the sole survivor of that bus crash.....

bigfootkit · Post by **bigfootkit** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:27 pm

Why not just make No. 666 - "666".
Open ended, it could apply to Number Of The Beast, or the Anvil song or any of the other Metallic attributations.

Mr Nuke · Post by **Mr Nuke** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:39 pm

Or 666 can be the ROOT song !

350. Czech Black-Metal (I hope this hasn't been done before !)

omen of hate · Post by **omen of hate** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:06 am

351 - Mark Shelton's strange way of singing

352 - MOTORHEAD's roadie screaming introducing "We're the Road Crew" on No sleep 'till Hammersmith

353 - TYRANT (UK) "Hold back the Lightning"