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Me thinks we have finally found that get-rich-quick-scheme to fund my dream of The Corroseum Records here. www.jellyfightingvelociraptors.com it is.

Now, finding girls won't be a problem - Dirty Rocker's and Destrozer's moms are renowned throughout Sweden for doing just about everything in front of a camera once you wave a crack-pipe in front of their ugly faces. Recruiting the other Stars of our movies might prove more complicated. I remember seeing a documentary about extracting dino-DNA from mosquitos captured in amber long ago. Looked pretty easy..

Hm...

OK, our OZ members are probably tight with the Steve Irwin family and can supply the croc eggs, Noisenik is our resident Mad Professor and can take care of the whole scientific DNA-splicing bits. Who's got a DV cam?

I have to get some royalties from that!! (A copy of each release would do).

Cochino wrote:I have to get some royalties from that!! (A copy of each release would do).

Only if you help out in directing the exobilogical perversities to come.

I think this is the beginning of a great friendship (hand on shoulder, looking to the horizon, the end).

That record cover isn't a photoshop cover actually and also it perfectly encaptures what the theme of the songs are about: alienation, loneliness, distance and tiredness. Fates of this era might not be Heavy Metal anymore, but that's a well-chosen cover for a well-served theme so it doesn't deserve to be in the same lineup as the series of horrible DT covers.

Black Axe wrote:

Keir wrote:Here's another:

Wow, dinosaurs fighting! That's so metal!

Great cover, horrible sticker.
You don't see that many dinosaur fighting album covers.

I don't think that cover is too terrible.

See E-X-E's two albums for comparison.

feck me! i was caught by the "intellectual" metal mafia....fuck! how clever and intellectual FW are!...write a master thesis if you want about their "clever" artwork.....i could care the less....don't forget to sent a full bio to the usual major magazines.....

Keir wrote:Here's another:

Wow, dinosaurs fighting! That's so metal!

Oh yeah, this one is clever, and wonderful...all the money the sticker on its side!

i removed that sticker and there's a funny picture....

hahahhaha!

The Breathless cover is superb!!!!!!!!!!!! Almost all covers in this thread are great and totally drowned in metal!!!!!! Nothing is as worse as a cd-photoshop cover; it reeks of laziness and popmusic mentality.

Not metal, but possibly the inspiration for Witchfinder General's album covers?

and the list goes on forever

pretty shabby GayDemon if you ask me. But I like the strange colors & the logo.