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Cochino wrote:DaN, if there's gonna be a 'zine and you're gonna be the "editor", then I guess you should apply your chriteria to the list (maybe you can put together an "editorial team"). I don't think everything and anything posted here should be in the final list, there's gotta be some sort of selection. Also, perhaps we should start another thread to discuss this and only use this to post the list so is easier to follow the count.

tomas wrote:Dan, if you ever put these 1001 reasons in a fanzine, you should pick the 666 best!

No! I'd feel like Hitler! I quite like the spontaneous, anarchist style of this thread. 95% of all posts have been dead-on so far, and none have been totally off-balance imo. Some are pretty similar, but most of these could be interpreted differently with some creative thinking/willful ignorance. The rest can be edited by the poster after it's been pointed out.

hope these haven't been posted already:

324. Twin guitar leads/harmonies
325. The 'gallop' bass lines

I think twin guitar leads has been posted before.

326. Bandnames like "Knightmare II", "Wyzard" and "Shok Paris"
327. Instrumental masterpieces like 'Transylvania' and 'Genghis Kahn'

Kelly wrote:326. Bandnames like "Knightmare II", "Wyzard" and "Shok Paris"

Hell yeah! There is also no rules for right spelled names!
Exxxplorer. Slauter Xsroyes etc...

Quite the list so far!
Hails to those who proposed #s 94, 205, 217, and 304
I must request that #276 be stricken from the record- IMO nothing kills a heavy metal tune faster than a saxophone

A few additions:
328: Steve Grimmet's giant orange spandex jumpsuit
329: Album reviews w/ descriptions like, "guitars flowing like the blood of a thousand virgins across a post-apocalyptic landscape littered with the ruins of a destroyed christian civilization" (from an old issue of PITT or SOD I think)
330: the lyrics to 'Awaken the guardian'















331: ...and of course, Blue Cheer

nightsblood wrote: I must request that #276 be stricken from the record- IMO nothing kills a heavy metal tune faster than a saxophone

I'm still waiting for a Heavy Metal cover of a Morphine song.

332. Metal 'ballads' - certainly not the fluffy ones but rather the heavier, epic variety like Dreamer deciever, anthem to the estranged etc

(hope this hasnt been posted too)

333. Sitting on the toilet with your pants down and banging your head because the Master's hammer demo's are unearthly.

334- pushing a couple of drunk dykes over the security railing at a Judas Priest concert because they wouldn't stop elbowing people in the back trying to get to the edge of the rail and then watching the bouncers drag them out of the club

335- watching a bouncer choke-slam a guy for trying to spin-kick people in a Misfits' pit

336- The fact that 'Night on Brocken' comes with three different covers and they all suck

337- The first pressing of 'Lightning to the Nations' has no print anywhere on the cover or labels

338- staying up til 2 am to watch Headbangers Ball

339- hot chicks in bad 80s glam metal videos

340- the evil 'lettuce men mascots' on the Randy and Lezlie Paice picture sleeves

Impressive number so far, haha. Damn, I really don't have time to read this thread or the latest submissions in the forum

Helm wrote:314. High notes! 'Astral Rider' or 'Fata Morgana' or whatever else! Let all others consider them epitomes of metal excess, the blood boils for these moments!

Wouldn't this fall under "Falsetto" in which I already posted?

nightsblood wrote:334- pushing a couple of drunk dykes over the security railing at a Judas Priest concert because they wouldn't stop elbowing people in the back trying to get to the edge of the rail and then watching the bouncers drag them out of the club

335- watching a bouncer choke-slam a guy for trying to spin-kick people in a Misfits' pit

These two made me seriously laugh...

Avenger wrote:

Helm wrote:314. High notes! 'Astral Rider' or 'Fata Morgana' or whatever else! Let all others consider them epitomes of metal excess, the blood boils for these moments!

Wouldn't this fall under "Falsetto" in which I already posted?

Not really because there's singers that sing in constant high voice (which could be falsetto or modal... most metalheads sing falsetto highs though) and then there's coronas where a singer will accentuate the peak of a song with a high note (again, can be false note or not). I am talking about that specific effect when a singer hits that high note and just supercharges my weak and weary heart with MOLTEN STEEL FROM HELL

Also even if it were similar to your entry, it still has other words in it that you didn't use so I'd appreciate it if we didn't try so much to condense the list.

Helm wrote:

Avenger wrote:

Helm wrote:314. High notes! 'Astral Rider' or 'Fata Morgana' or whatever else! Let all others consider them epitomes of metal excess, the blood boils for these moments!

Wouldn't this fall under "Falsetto" in which I already posted?

Not really because there's singers that sing in constant high voice (which could be falsetto or modal... most metalheads sing falsetto highs though) and then there's coronas where a singer will accentuate the peak of a song with a high note (again, can be false note or not). I am talking about that specific effect when a singer hits that high note and just supercharges my weak and weary heart with MOLTEN STEEL FROM HELL

Also even if it were similar to your entry, it still has other words in it that you didn't use so I'd appreciate it if we didn't try so much to condense the list.

Prime bloodboiler of an example if you ask me:

Morby (Domine) supercharges at the end of Hurricane Master

And justice is done
And justice is done
And justice is done
And justice is done
And justice is done
justice is done