Worst Metal Bandnames

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Sgt. Kuntz
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Post by Sgt. Kuntz »

Lame names, good bands:

DEAF DEALER (??)
HOBBS ANGEL OF DEATH
ROCK GODDESS
U8
DR. MASTERMIND
DR. DEATH
DUM DUM BULLET :lol:
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Post by MEXDefenderOfSteel »

naaahh whats wrong with the first 2? :P

Mama´s Boys already mentioned??? now thats lame
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Dum Dum Bullet is great name but Dr. Mastermind must be one of the lamest I've ever heard :lol: :lol:
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Post by MEXDefenderOfSteel »

Highway Chile :shock: :? :roll:
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MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:Highway Chile :shock: :? :roll:
Such a killer band tho!
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pzman wrote:Bad Steve...are you kidding me?
I heard he later married Good Charlotte.















Boo!
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Post by GJ »

Korgüll wrote:
MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:Highway Chile :shock: :? :roll:
Such a killer band tho!
Well, they range from plain awful (For the Wild and lonely) to quite killerish (Storybook Heroes) to me.
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MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:Highway Chile :shock: :? :roll:
You dissing the late Jimi Hendrix (and a great song)? :evil:
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Black Axe wrote:
MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:Highway Chile :shock: :? :roll:
You dissing the late Jimi Hendrix (and a great song)? :evil:
i wouldnt name a band after that sorry
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MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:
Black Axe wrote:
MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:Highway Chile :shock: :? :roll:
You dissing the late Jimi Hendrix (and a great song)? :evil:
i wouldnt name a band after that sorry
I can understand that if you take the chile a little too serious. :)
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Post by Sammi Curr »

That band's first album is actually quite awesome, avoid anything else like the plague.

Doomshine isn't the worst name, but considering how good the band is, it's a pretty lame name.
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Metal Shöp :roll:
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Bootlegs - and all this time i thought it was some bootlegs list in dan's reviews
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The Erlking wrote:Dbut Dr. Mastermind must be one of the lamest I've ever heard :lol: :lol:
Yeah but what a total ripper this band was.................

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Post by Korgüll »

Ok, this is the worst ever!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exTSSIc1D3s

How does this shit get a record deal in the first place? I'll never know!!
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