Worst Metal Bandnames

Post by **DaN** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:58 pm

Rick wrote:Fireclown.

In a way it's a HILARIOUS band name, but I think a "Fireclown" is also the name of some sort of missile..

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:04 pm

It's from a Michael Moorcock novel. Saw Fireclown at a rock disco in a working men's club when I was just eight. They were bloody loud!

MEXDefenderOfSteel · Post by **MEXDefenderOfSteel** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:23 pm

Hard´n´Heart...now what the fuck they meant by that, they are hard in the outside,but inside tender chiken heart???

Tomasteel · Post by **Tomasteel** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:28 am

Tarantula hahaha.

Maybe they could have chosen "Mean Spider".

Ernest Thesiger · Post by **Ernest Thesiger** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:59 pm

Drumdestroyer Roitman wrote:Tarantula hahaha.

Seems a better species for Metal than a Badger or Buffalo.

Sgt. Kuntz · Post by **Sgt. Kuntz** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:06 pm

Rhapsody
Sonata Arctica
Operatica
Stratovarius
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I think you get the point

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Post by **DaN** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:48 pm

Sgt. Kuntz wrote:Operatica

Sgt. Kuntz · Post by **Sgt. Kuntz** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:30 pm

DaN wrote:
Sgt. Kuntz wrote:Operatica

Exactly. A very forgettable Nightwish clone. How come, that I know that? Well, yes, I actually purchased their Demo-CD,

The Knell · Post by **The Knell** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:56 pm

Sgt. Kuntz wrote:
DaN wrote:
Sgt. Kuntz wrote:Operatica
Exactly. A very forgettable Nightwish clone. How come, that I know that? Well, yes, I actually purchased their Demo-CD,

Is that a joke? "Opera-tica"? No shit?

In The Raw · Post by **In The Raw** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:33 am

Pains me to say it as they are one of my all-time favorites and my username AND avatar are dedicated to them, but...

THE RODS is a lousy name for a heavy band.

Sounds like a new wave or rockabilly act or surf music. Also ACCEPT is a pretty awful name, imagine a metal band named TAKE. Dumb.

No problem with either band's music though!

pzman · Post by **pzman** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:59 pm

hope its not mentioned earlier but Oliver Magnum - awesome music but i just a lame name imo.

MEXDefenderOfSteel · Post by **MEXDefenderOfSteel** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:05 pm

pzman wrote:hope its not mentioned earlier but Oliver Magnum - awesome music but i just a lame name imo.

ha, i was just wondering about that too, but i was expecting someone to mention it first

where they took it from?

ION BRITTON · Post by **ION BRITTON** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:56 pm

MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:
pzman wrote:hope its not mentioned earlier but Oliver Magnum - awesome music but i just a lame name imo.
ha, i was just wondering about that too, but i was expecting someone to mention it first where they took it from?

Young Oliver holding a magnum at the front cover?

I like their name...and their songs even more...

MEXDefenderOfSteel · Post by **MEXDefenderOfSteel** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:09 pm

ION BRITTON wrote:
MEXDefenderOfSteel wrote:
pzman wrote:hope its not mentioned earlier but Oliver Magnum - awesome music but i just a lame name imo.
ha, i was just wondering about that too, but i was expecting someone to mention it first where they took it from?
Young Oliver holding a magnum at the front cover?

I like their name...and their songs even more...

ok ok i got it now...another one, Cities what cities?I still dont get it?

pzman · Post by **pzman** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:22 pm

Bad Steve...are you kidding me?