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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:53 pm
by Noisenik
Ernest Thesiger wrote:DaN wrote:Btw, does anyone have a good rip of Dutch 'legends' LOCH NESS - "Eat ya Down" demo 83?
The best aspect of dodgy Euro-metal is the daft titles some of the songs have. What does "Eat Ya Down" mean? More here:
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/Dr_Keloid ... ain_silly/
Just checked the list. It kicks ass. I think this belongs to another thread.
@ tomas: Be proud, man. You must be one of the few ppl with such a lop-sided taste. I guess I won't download anything from this thread. I'll either die laughing or start enjoying it and then put it on the want-list. F.. it.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:25 pm
by Ernest Thesiger
Two songs in & my head started to go numb. Cheers!
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:47 pm
by xr2m
Ernest Thesiger wrote:
Two songs in & my head started to go numb. Cheers!
Mine went numb somewhere during the first song. This is a great idea for a thread, though!
Does anybody have Killer Fox - "Orgasm of Death?" I've always heard about how terrible it is and would like to check it out.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:20 am
by DaN
xr2m wrote:Does anybody have Killer Fox - "Orgasm of Death?" I've always heard about how terrible it is and would like to check it out.
I don't remember if it was uploaded here before or only mentioned, but I could also use a rip from the CD if someone has it.
When I've ripped THE PREACHERS and KUSTER I'll do the 2nd THRASH QUEEN album. It's their fake followup made by the ME guys and sound quite similar to KILLER FOX's "Orgasm of Death" but much, much worse. Humor-factor 10.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:40 am
by omen of hate
I think GRUDGE "Barbarians of the New Earth" would also perfectly fit in this thread ...
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:49 am
by DaN
omen of hate wrote:I think GRUDGE "Barbarians of the New Earth" would also perfectly fit in this thread ...
At least one of the songs bare a haunting resemblance to the ME "robot metal" sound. Very weird...
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:07 pm
by mordred
Now... Bring on DAMIEN STORM!

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:58 am
by DaN
mordred wrote:Now... Bring on DAMIEN STORM!

According to
www.damienstorm.net you can still order their albums, so they will have to be considered "still comercially available" until proven otherwise. The site haven't been updated for ages so maybe not. That "Entities" EP was news to me btw. Anyone heard it?
Time for THE PREACHERS - and my doG I don't think I've ever read such blatantly preachy lyrix from a White Metal band! Will supply a scan of the lyric sheet soon..
http://rapidshare.com/files/43372491/TH ... 1.rar.html
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:07 am
by mordred
DaN wrote:mordred wrote:According to
www.damienstorm.net you can still order their albums, so they will have to be considered "still comercially available" until proven otherwise. The site haven't been updated for ages so maybe not.

HIs albums can actually be bought?!
That website (never visited it before) is just priceless. Seems he has done live shows, with the allmighty muscle metal man THOR (

again), singing to a pre recorded cd in the background!
What the heck, I'll insert

one more time.
PS.

.DS.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:17 pm
by ION BRITTON
DaN wrote:mordred wrote:Now... Bring on DAMIEN STORM!

According to
www.damienstorm.net you can still order their albums, so they will have to be considered "still comercially available" until proven otherwise. The site haven't been updated for ages so maybe not. That "Entities" EP was news to me btw. Anyone heard it?
Time for THE PREACHERS - and my doG I don't think I've ever read such blatantly preachy lyrix from a White Metal band! Will supply a scan of the lyric sheet soon..
http://rapidshare.com/files/43372491/TH ... 1.rar.html
I have the "Entities" EP from Damien Storm, it was sent as bonus when i had ordered their CDs from the website

Don't remember how it sounded though, i'll check it out and let you know...
I'm listening to THE PREACHERS right now (thanks for the upload!): Well, the guitar and generally the whole album has a quite strong gothic/dark wave feel, i don't find it bad at all for what it is...it's the vocals that destroy the effort. The guy sounds like a thirsty & miserable 99 year old man when he's ''angry'' and he's completely out of tune on the slower songs. We're not talking about weirdness and such things here, the boy's simply a horrible singer. Are you sure Dan that this one was filed under "Heavy Metal"? Pretty doubtful you'd get that answer if you asked the guys from the band themselves.
Not horrible/not metal/bad vocals is my tag for The Preachers
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:57 pm
by DaN
Absolutely 100% Metal/HR-intentions from THE PREACHERS I'm sure and I have the line-up pic on the album to prove it. Yeah, it's mostly the demented vocals that fuck them up (esp when you think about how these vocals sing praise to Jeezuz..) but one must take into consideration that most of us here are pretty jaded when it comes to primitive production and playing. Compared to your average 80's Metal they're still waaay off the chart.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:37 pm
by Fucking Åmål
Dan you wanted my opinion on PREACHERS:This band is amazing!!!!!First of all it is total 80's German Metal the way GAMA records play.The vocals are OK although they could have a more melodic vocalist but that's their plus that they have chosen to have a more raw immediate and total uncomercial vocalist,that GERMAN ACCENT makes me love this band more.Also the vocals are very harsh but in my opinion not so bad i have heard worser.
Preachers-Way To Paradise 9/10 record i am total serious.How can you laugh at such a band.I was right from the start this band couldn't be bad.
Dan you must search more deeply to find an album from a German bands to dissapoint me.
I found a standard record to compare(in fact to prove the superiority) with the most of NWOBHM and Japanese shitty 80's stuff.Don't provoke me which is better haha!!!
When you say you will upload the next German ''crappy'' band???I am waiting if it is to discover such great indeed bands.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:43 pm
by khiijol
at the risk of invoking a flamewar, i always felt fireaxe firmly resided in this category
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:50 pm
by MassOfKthulu
ok maybe i need to spontaneously combust,but i quite like Dark Ages,i always have.A description of it could be Carnage (US) playing drunk and amputated in some shitty redneck bar and a drunk girl joining the band to sing karaoke and have a laugh
if anyone has it, i could offer some nice US metal thingies for trade.
yeah i know,i am insane.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:00 pm
by DaN
MassOfKthulu wrote:ok maybe i need to spontaneously combust,but i quite like Dark Ages,i always have.A description of it could be Carnage (US) playing drunk and amputated in some shitty redneck bar and a drunk girl joining the band to sing karaoke and have a laugh
if anyone has it, i could offer some nice US metal thingies for trade.
yeah i know,i am insane.
I might consider trading my copy, but only for something equally (sorta') rare. PM me some titles.