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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:05 pm
by Fucking Åmål
I don't know what's so funny with Helvetets Port in Greek?

Hell's Gate they mean and they sound so jävla kula.
I don't know but swedish is so good for metal bandnames.
I think i will call my band Äxahäxa(Axewitch in Swedish) but i will be issued from Axewitch for stealing their name

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:09 pm
by BlackStele
Fucking Åmål wrote:
I don't know what's so funny with Helvetets Port in Greek?

Hell's Gate they mean and they sound so
jävla kula.
You just got the right answer to your question!

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:09 pm
by DaN
Correcting your crappy Swedish again:
YXHÄXA 
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:39 pm
by Helm
MALAKIS REIGN
MALACHIA
Any greek would agree.
I also am ashamed to say how much I love the band Loincloth
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:30 am
by BloodOfChrist
jman wrote:one band I heard from this site that has one of the dumest (:))names ever, is uh: Dum Dum Bullet. Great music, silly name.
Agreed! "Dum Dum Bullets" themselves are a pretty fucking metal thing to be named after, but at least use the real name for them instead of slang name that sounds really dumb...Great LP and demo though.
How about this one, from Metal-Archives...
The Unspeakable Cult ov Goatpenis
Also known as: Herr PanzerNid8157718
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:03 pm
by Korgüll
MIGHTY SPHINCTER (not really metal, but both great & bad at the same time)
RANKELSON
NAKED WHIPPER
SUCKSPEED
DEEP SWITCH
AKERCOCKE
BAL-SAGOTH
RAPED APE
PHLEGETHON
ABIGAIL
BUDGIE
etc...
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:51 pm
by Noisenik
Korgüll wrote: PHLEGETHON
The Exterminator, In which sense you consider this name bad? It sounds bad or is not "Metal" enough?
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:57 pm
by sabbat666
DaN wrote:
Japan seem to have a thing for producing bands with horrible names. How about
SPERMA for instance

but Sperma is a punk band and had a very sexual appearence. the vocalist was always flashing her tits and shit, and they other members had very strange costumes. i think the name fit very well.
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:06 pm
by Ernest Thesiger
Tad Morose.
Jumper Lace.
Custard.
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:49 am
by Korgüll
Noisenik wrote:Korgüll wrote: PHLEGETHON
The Exterminator, In which sense you consider this name bad? It sounds bad or is not "Metal" enough?
nah, just a silly name for a band. I guess it's totally 'Metal', just not a great one in my mind. I'm not concerned if the band is any good or not, just thinking of some of the worse bandnames that's all...
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:51 am
by Derrick Metaliszta
"Metallica" means Metallic in spanish, portuguese, italian...
Dum Dum Bullets is a great name...
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:25 am
by OmenOfSteel
A II Z
Cloven Hoof
Pillow Killz
Edit:
And yes, Dum Dum Bullet suxxx ...
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:00 pm
by FuneralCircle
I love the name CLOVEN HOOF!!!

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:30 pm
by Noisenik
Korgüll wrote:Noisenik wrote:Korgüll wrote: PHLEGETHON
The Exterminator, In which sense you consider this name bad? It sounds bad or is not "Metal" enough?
nah, just a silly name for a band. I guess it's totally 'Metal', just not a great one in my mind. I'm not concerned if the band is any good or not, just thinking of some of the worse bandnames that's all...
Well, I find the name pretty kewl - as well as music. Killer Mystic Metal. And named after third of ancient Greece underworld rivers known to me ...
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:18 am
by Korgüll
Noisenik wrote:Korgüll wrote:Noisenik wrote:
The Exterminator, In which sense you consider this name bad? It sounds bad or is not "Metal" enough?
nah, just a silly name for a band. I guess it's totally 'Metal', just not a great one in my mind. I'm not concerned if the band is any good or not, just thinking of some of the worse bandnames that's all...
Well, I find the name pretty kewl - as well as music. Killer Mystic Metal. And named after third of ancient Greece underworld rivers known to me ...
And they have a stupid album title 'Fresco Lungs'
Don't get me wrong I have the album & really like it. Just talking about worst names here

I really like their logo too...
I prefer the name 'Thergothon'. And their music rules too!