Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:59 pm
Here comes another one: THUNDERFIRE
giggles! german for sperm! how filthy
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:08 pm
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:36 pm
If I recall correctly SPERMA were more punk than anything but yeah pretty funny name. I think they had female vocalist even.
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:43 pm
LOL, how STUPID I say....The Knell wrote:giggles! german for sperm! how filthy
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:26 am
How about some silly musicians' names?
Robert Measles of Black Hole
Double Bear, who replaced Fat Leo in Killer
Nigel Foxxe (wimpy Englishman's first name & a porn star surname?!)
Robert Measles of Black Hole
Double Bear, who replaced Fat Leo in Killer
Nigel Foxxe (wimpy Englishman's first name & a porn star surname?!)
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:14 am
talking about lame uses of "x",then Monroxxe sounds lame haha...damn i didnt remember that russian bands list, NEW FOLDER is the pure sound of steel clashing against my office documents!
i found Deaf Dealer quiet unique
ha!
i found Deaf Dealer quiet unique
ha!Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:26 am
@BlackStele, The Knell & Avenger: I decided to delete the posts since we don't really need that kind of stuff here and less in the middle of a thread that doesn't have anything to do with it.
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:41 am
In combination with the music they produced, not to mention the size of the coffin they chose to pose by on the backcover, a rather eerie name I would think! Evokes images indeed and the relative non-seriousness of this illness actually helps. Robert Anthrax, Robert Aids, Robert Plague, Robert Leprocy, Robert BlackDeath now those are silly names. Robert Measles may be silly too - but with a twist.Ernest Thesiger wrote:How about some silly musicians' names?
Robert Measles of Black Hole
As for silly names check out Janne Stark's encyclopedias for anglo-saxon pseudonyms. The P.Kramer, S.Tate, M.Norton and P.Ferry given song writing credits on the Lion's Share single are hillarious from (at least) a Swedish point of view...
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:00 am
I have the ultimate nightmare band name for you.
It's a russian band and they play Symphonic Power Metal
And they shall be called...HAMMERFORCE !!
It's only a question of time, when there will be a band named DRAGONFALL, I guess.
It's a russian band and they play Symphonic Power Metal
And they shall be called...HAMMERFORCE !!
It's only a question of time, when there will be a band named DRAGONFALL, I guess.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:53 am
Hahaha...Sgt. Kuntz wrote:I have the ultimate nightmare band name for you.
It's a russian band and they play Symphonic Power Metal
And they shall be called...HAMMERFORCE !!
It's only a question of time, when there will be a band named DRAGONFALL, I guess.
http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=2030
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:56 am
Nothing even comes close to the stupid stage names of Japanese band Witch's KissErnest Thesiger wrote:How about some silly musicians' names?
Robert Measles of Black Hole
Last known line-up:
Jon "David" Lord aka Jon Balford - vocals, keyboards
Wolf "Jake" Schneider - guitars
Michael "Timothy" Sarzo - bass
Ritchie "Robert" Reiner aka Ritchie "Judas" Phillips - drums
Former/past member(s):
Geddy Lee Roth - vocals
Linda "Forcett" Johnson - vocals
Jimmy "Napoleon" Van Halen - guitars
Tsuyoshi - guitars
Gary - guitars
Schenker Lifeson - guitars
Randy Downing - guitars
Michael "Dobby" Dawson - bass
Gene Blackmore - drums
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:13 pm
Surely they would also sound like Rhapsody clones too right?
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:05 pm
Those are brilliant. Not only that, their name's rhyming slang for urination. And they had a Just Plain Silly song title - "Love and Rub".The Erlking wrote:Nothing even comes close to the stupid stage names of Japanese band Witch's Kiss
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:40 pm
No idea, I've never heard nor have any incentive to ever listen to these cookie-cutter, all for a buck bands.Korgüll wrote:Surely they would also sound like Rhapsody clones too right?
After having read Kuntz post, I was just randomly looking for bands with any variation of the words "Hammer", "Dragon", "Fall" and "Force" in the name.
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:26 am
and 'Power And Wild' is great, just doesn't make sense reallyErnest Thesiger wrote:Those are brilliant. Not only that, their name's rhyming slang for urination. And they had a Just Plain Silly song title - "Love and Rub".The Erlking wrote:Nothing even comes close to the stupid stage names of Japanese band Witch's Kiss