For Sale: Wheelz of Steel LP
I told my husband about this and here's what he had to say:
Ah, Wheelz of Steel...
I found my copy at a used record store in Milwaukee. A friend had told me that Rich & Ray had recorded an album, but I'd always dismissed it with a "Yeah, sure." But there it was.
The Markowskis were classmates of mine in Milwaukee. We were not friends, but were in one class together...for a few weeks.
Rich & Ray were identical twin brothers. I never really knew which was which, as both had the same hair and the same wardrobe: jeans & army jacket (decorated with band logos in black marker). Oh...and both were in wheelchairs....hence the band name?
The recording:
I visited the studio once. Not a bad place, but a friend of mine recorded there and was talked into recording the guitar direct through a distortion pedal. Sounded awful...and awfully similar to the W.O.S. tone. The drummer ("T.R.") was either a Roland TR606 or TR808. The wife and have joked that the drum machine was added later.
As far as selling it, I don't know. We do have a cleaned-up version on CD. Maybe I'll make some of it available. We'll see.
I am curious as to how you guys found it/heard of it. I know we've shared it with many people around here.
Ah, Wheelz of Steel...
I found my copy at a used record store in Milwaukee. A friend had told me that Rich & Ray had recorded an album, but I'd always dismissed it with a "Yeah, sure." But there it was.
The Markowskis were classmates of mine in Milwaukee. We were not friends, but were in one class together...for a few weeks.
Rich & Ray were identical twin brothers. I never really knew which was which, as both had the same hair and the same wardrobe: jeans & army jacket (decorated with band logos in black marker). Oh...and both were in wheelchairs....hence the band name?
The recording:
I visited the studio once. Not a bad place, but a friend of mine recorded there and was talked into recording the guitar direct through a distortion pedal. Sounded awful...and awfully similar to the W.O.S. tone. The drummer ("T.R.") was either a Roland TR606 or TR808. The wife and have joked that the drum machine was added later.
As far as selling it, I don't know. We do have a cleaned-up version on CD. Maybe I'll make some of it available. We'll see.
I am curious as to how you guys found it/heard of it. I know we've shared it with many people around here.
You guys may already be aware, but some bits of it are up on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDIDO9PTvXw
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Alright, I can understand that two retarded kids with too much time on their hands can sit in their bedroom and record such "album".
What I completely fail to understand is why people keep talking about it and even want to buy it... it is so pointlessly stupid and crappy it is not even funny...
What I completely fail to understand is why people keep talking about it and even want to buy it... it is so pointlessly stupid and crappy it is not even funny...

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Hmmmmm, not a nice attitude towards the handicap. The fact that this LP has been released puts a smile on my face. Although it's not a patch on NWOBHM hopefuls Storm Cry, Black Metal from the bedroom.stormspell wrote:Alright, I can understand that two retarded kids with too much time on their hands can sit in their bedroom and record such "album".
What I completely fail to understand is why people keep talking about it and even want to buy it... it is so pointlessly stupid and crappy it is not even funny...
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What's interesting for me is the fact that people who are not interested in crap/weird/incredibly strange metal usually make the same kind of comments on such albums. One thing i have to say is that something can be entertaining or interesting in many different ways, you don't always have to bang your head and raise your fist when you listen to metal...
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"It really didn't matter if they liked it or not, i was going to give it to them straight down their throats" -John Stewart
What I completely fail to understand is how "in wheelchairs" equals "retarded"....stormspell wrote:Alright, I can understand that two retarded kids with too much time on their hands can sit in their bedroom and record such "album".
What I completely fail to understand is why people keep talking about it and even want to buy it... it is so pointlessly stupid and crappy it is not even funny...
Also, it was recorded in a "real studio". They, or their family, obviously bought studio time and had records made.
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I don't think anyone is saying that. The "retarded" speculations has more to do with how the record sounds and why.swirlgirl wrote:What I completely fail to understand is how "in wheelchairs" equals "retarded"....stormspell wrote:Alright, I can understand that two retarded kids with too much time on their hands can sit in their bedroom and record such "album".
What I completely fail to understand is why people keep talking about it and even want to buy it... it is so pointlessly stupid and crappy it is not even funny...
..which is really kinda sweet when you think about it. Unlike most "professional" album releases this was a snapshot out of the everyday life of this family, something you very seldom see preserved on an LP. I guess this is why records like this are often referred to as "Real People-music".Also, it was recorded in a "real studio". They, or their family, obviously bought studio time and had records made.
Btw, wasn't it mentioned in this thread that one of the brothers has passed away? If it's true it leaves a somber note on this whole story

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How did we hear about it? We I started mentioning it on this forum some years ago to the forum owner, because it falls into the category of "incredibly strange music". I first heard this album I think in 1994 or 1995 at a friends house, any time he would get a few beers in him he felt like pulling this record out and playing a song or 2 off of it. I didn't like it but I didn't forget it either. There are a number of guys on this forum that like strange music too and though it isn't metal, the album is rare and obscure and has a kind of "metal" name. As a result of our interest now we are hearing some of the real history behind the album.
cheers,
Rob
cheers,
Rob
swirlgirl wrote: I am curious as to how you guys found it/heard of it. I know we've shared it with many people around here.