1001 reasons why Heavy Metal rules:
[quote="lordgnagey"]499. Getting chills down your spine and short of breath when singing along to "Blood of the Saints" and even after countless listens, never failing to get that feeling.
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ATTACK IS BEFORE YOU, PRAY A LIGHT MAY GUIDE YOU, FROM MORTAL FEAR IN YOUR LIFE!!
Right the fuck on, man.
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ATTACK IS BEFORE YOU, PRAY A LIGHT MAY GUIDE YOU, FROM MORTAL FEAR IN YOUR LIFE!!
Right the fuck on, man.
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thats what im talking about! great adds that i surely have lived many times! (of course theres no bleeding no more)Kojerk wrote:552. Bleeding on your pickguard when first trying to palm mute tremolo pick.
553. Boring your non-metal friends with metal talk (and feeling kind of smug about it--"these people just don't get it")
554. Not usually the first listen, but the second, to a previously-unknown-to-you track that convinces you that you just heard the greatest song of all time.
- Buying a Marshall JCM 800, then upgrading the Valves (it's always the valves first), then the output transformer, then the capacitors, then the resistors, and finally replacing the stock speakers with Vintage 30s in the search for that Holy Grail tone.
- Replacing stock pickups on your axe with EMGs, then Seymour Duncans, then DiMarzios before finally realising that Gibson Burstbuckers are the best pickups ever made, and settling for some P90s.
- Chucking away your entire pedal collection, because you discovered it's all about the player, man.
- Selling your entire guitar collection (and there are loads of them) in order to buy that PRS you always wanted.
- Shaving off your hair to hide the receding line/bald patch that completely spoils the metal look and buying a black beanie.
- Growing a thick goatee to hide the fact that you can no longer grow hair anywhere else on your head - even though everyone else in the world knows that's why you've done it, you're convinced they think you shaved your head to look hard, and the beard proves that it's not because you can't grow hair, really and truly, honestly.
...I'll catch up with the numbering and delete the duplicates later...
- Replacing stock pickups on your axe with EMGs, then Seymour Duncans, then DiMarzios before finally realising that Gibson Burstbuckers are the best pickups ever made, and settling for some P90s.
- Chucking away your entire pedal collection, because you discovered it's all about the player, man.
- Selling your entire guitar collection (and there are loads of them) in order to buy that PRS you always wanted.
- Shaving off your hair to hide the receding line/bald patch that completely spoils the metal look and buying a black beanie.
- Growing a thick goatee to hide the fact that you can no longer grow hair anywhere else on your head - even though everyone else in the world knows that's why you've done it, you're convinced they think you shaved your head to look hard, and the beard proves that it's not because you can't grow hair, really and truly, honestly.
...I'll catch up with the numbering and delete the duplicates later...

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Fixed.GJ wrote:666. Uploading other peoples rips on your blog in less that 24 hours after the original upload while claiming that you don't know where you got them from or saying that a friend of yours send them to you in some weird and unknown format and making some cash in the process.

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oh my dog! that was painfully hilarious!...lets hope certain people dont get sensibleION BRITTON wrote:Fixed.GJ wrote:666. Uploading other peoples rips on your blog in less that 24 hours after the original upload while claiming that you don't know where you got them from or saying that a friend of yours send them to you in some weird and unknown format and making some cash in the process.
on topic:
561: all lame gay-ass singers that come out from stupid show like american (faggy)idol and such have shit against dozens and dozens of real singers (heavy metal ones that is!)...and still they will remain as unkwnon soldiers,but not for us!
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